Stones Still Alive Somehow Release New Video With Hot Guy
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Rolling Stones action? 🤯 I mean, I know I’m not, but…
Tag: California
Helicopter Crash Kills 2 Because California Traffic Wasn’t Deadly Enough
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a medical helicopter that crashed off Catalina Island near Los Angeles, and…
Billionaire spends $100 million to avoid paying more taxes somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Google co-founder Sergey Brin has just dropped over $100 million to…
CNN hosts yet another thrilling gubernatorial debate spectacle
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like California is headed in the wrong direction, at…
Wladimir Klitschko shields daughter’s loot from drama queen mom
It seems like Wladimir Klitschko, the ex-fiancé of actress Hayden Panettiere, is trying to protect his daughter’s inheritance after her…
FORBIDDEN Ditches Dead Weight For Fall 2026 Tour Because Adulting Is Hard
In a shocking turn of events that has left fans utterly unsurprised, FORBIDDEN’s bassist Matt Camacho and drummer Chris Kontos…
Sheriff’s Ballot Seizure Probe Shut Down Nationwide Implications Ensue
The California Supreme Court has shut down a right-wing sheriff’s efforts to seize and investigate ballots over debunked allegations of…
Pentagon’s Anthropic Blacklist Deemed Totally Not Orwellian
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals court just ruled that the Department of Defense…
Military Jet Crashes, Pilot Somehow Not Immediately Killed Miraculously
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a military training fighter jet that crashed off the coast of California,…
YouTube CEO bravely refuses to care about child safety
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between YouTube and Meta, and I have to say, it’s…