Nevada Governor Declares Emergency Because Hawk Fire Refuses to Chill
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild situation in Reno, Nevada, where a fast-growing brush fire has…
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Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken
Folks, it looks like the drama between Paramount and the parties suing to block its takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery…
Tina Peters brings election denial tour to Washington
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Tina Peters, the election denier, has been making waves in Washington,…
KISS Tries To Stay Relevant With Awkward Baseball Pitch
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to relevance? 🤣 Because I’ve got a doozy…
Nita Strauss Paid To Wear Football Jersey On Stage Again
Oh boy, are you ready for some face-melting guitar riffs and football?! 🤯 Nita Strauss is back to shred at…
Aisha Wahab somehow defeats money avalanche to win House seat
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic state Sen. Aisha Wahab is projected to win the special…
Because What Every Movie Needed Was a Guy Getting Eaten by a Whale and Then Probably Pooped Out Later in a Dramatic Plot Twist
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, jaw-dropping, and utterly absurd movie of the year? 🤣 I…
Trump Builds Something, Somehow Still Has Money Left Over
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest project, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…
Tricolor Execs Accused of Turbocharging Fraud with Subprime Shenanigans
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the $1.9 billion collapse of subprime auto lender Tricolor, and I have to…
Florida Voters Decide Who Gets to Follow DeSantis
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Florida Republicans are gearing up to choose their nominee…