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Get Ready for the Most Epic Display of Big Hair and Bigger Egos as DOKKEN Attempts to Relive the Glory Days at the Somewhat Still Relevant Whisky A Go Go
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Display of Big Hair and Bigger Egos as DOKKEN Attempts to Relive the Glory Days at the Somewhat Still Relevant Whisky A Go Go

Chord F. DiscordJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Breaking news: DOKKEN is still alive and rocking (kind of) 🀘! Videographer Dan Petry has uploaded a video of their…

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AFROBEATS SATURDAYZ: Because White People Needed an Excuse to Party on a Monday Too Juneteenth Black Yacht Wkend Edition

Chuck B. BallsyJune 20, 2026

Every Saturday @ Masada, 2206 North California Ave, Chicago πŸ’πŸ’ƒ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Spite in Charlotte, NC (06/18/2026)
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Spite in Charlotte, NC (06/18/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2026

Deathcore from Southern California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Entheos in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)
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Entheos in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2026

Progressive death metal from Santa Cruz, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

DANZIG Finally Decides to Leave His Mom’s Basement for a Few Days to Play Some Shows in Front of a Bunch of Old Goths Who Still Think It’s 1988
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DANZIG Finally Decides to Leave His Mom’s Basement for a Few Days to Play Some Shows in Front of a Bunch of Old Goths Who Still Think It’s 1988

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

DANZIG is going on tour because apparently, he needs new material for his next film πŸŽ₯, and what’s better than…

Events

Get Ready for the Most Epic Traffic Jam of Your Life at 2026 FuelFest Southern California

Chuck B. BallsyJune 10, 2026

FuelFest is coming to OC Fair & Event Center on June 13th! πŸš—πŸ’¨ πŸŽ‰ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

California voter fraud facts ignored by fake news again
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California voter fraud facts ignored by fake news again

Big ElephantJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

SONNY SANDOVAL On P.O.D.’s Upcoming LP: ‘It’s Definitely Not Going to Be a Trainwreck and Will Totally Not Be Forgotten in a Month’
Breaking News: P.O.D. Finishes Recording New Album and It's Going to Be a Wild Ride πŸŽ‰πŸ”₯
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SONNY SANDOVAL On P.O.D.’s Upcoming LP: ‘It’s Definitely Not Going to Be a Trainwreck and Will Totally Not Be Forgotten in a Month’

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

The wait is over, folks! P.O.D. has finally completed work on their brand new studio album, and we can’t wait…

Buckethead in Charlotte, NC (05/28/2026)
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Buckethead in Charlotte, NC (05/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2026

American solo guitarist from Pomona, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

MARK MORTON Still Shocked Nobody Has Copied LAMB OF GOD’s Unique Sound After Only 25 Years of Being Totally Original and Not At All Influenced by Anyone Else
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MARK MORTON Still Shocked Nobody Has Copied LAMB OF GOD’s Unique Sound After Only 25 Years of Being Totally Original and Not At All Influenced by Anyone Else

Chord F. DiscordMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, LAMB OF GOD guitarist Mark Morton revealed that the band’s latest album, “Into Oblivion”,…

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