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Trump’s lawsuits because that’s exactly what a secure winner does
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Trump’s lawsuits because that’s exactly what a secure winner does

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump’s Justice Department is trying to…

Moms freak out over kids’ electrifying school accessories apparently
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Moms freak out over kids’ electrifying school accessories apparently

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that some schools in Omaha, Nebraska, have been using…

Federal Judge To Trump Admin: Stop Guessing Who’s Not American
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Federal Judge To Trump Admin: Stop Guessing Who’s Not American

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a federal judge who’s putting the brakes on the Department of Homeland…

Mastodon Are Still Great. So Why Do They Feel Like Dinosaurs?
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Mastodon Are Still Great. So Why Do They Feel Like Dinosaurs?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 22, 2026

It’s strange, but after witnessing the all-consuming, absolutely feral energy of California’s Deafheaven, the headliners — Mastodon — suddenly looked…

Noodles health issues force Offspring to finally play to smaller crowds they deserve
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Noodles health issues force Offspring to finally play to smaller crowds they deserve

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse is upon us: Noodles from THE OFFSPRING is taking a break from live performances due to…

Trujillo and Muir Reunite to Milk Nostalgia with 35 Year Old Riffs in LA
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Trujillo and Muir Reunite to Milk Nostalgia with 35 Year Old Riffs in LA

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some funky news? 🤯 I just found out that Infectious Grooves is celebrating…

L7 in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)
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L7 in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2026

Punk rock from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

ICE Incident Injures US Citizen Because That’s Totally Their Job
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ICE Incident Injures US Citizen Because That’s Totally Their Job

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest incident involving Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in Long Beach, California,…

Spite in Greensboro: Pure Chaos, Unfiltered Aggression!
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Spite in Greensboro: Pure Chaos, Unfiltered Aggression!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2026

Hangar 1819 in Greensboro was packed wall to wall with fans ready for a full-on assault of metalcore and deathcore.…

Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos
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Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first week as the new White House press secretary, and let…

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