Geezer Butler OBVIOUSLY Ripping Off Jaco Pastorius But Credits Some Old Dudes Like Jack Bruce Instead
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤣 Fender has just shared a new episode of “Lowdown On The…
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Fake news CNN reports Pam Bondi battling thyroid cancer
It’s 2026, and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…
Cancer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
Death/Thrash Metal from United Kingdom Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Watch: Formerly Relevant Musician ERIK GRÖNWALL Whines About His 5 Minutes of Fame in “To Hell & Back” aka My Career Imploded
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 Former SKID ROW singer Erik Grönwall, the man who’s…
NAPALM DEATH’s SHANE EMBURY Loses Last Shred of Dignity While Gushing Over AT THE GATES Frontman TOMAS LINDBERG: ‘He Was The Only Guy Who Didn’t Think I Was Completely Insane’
In a shocking turn of events, the metal world is still reeling from the loss of Tomas “Tompa” Lindberg, the…
Ex METALLICA Bassist JASON NEWSTED Finally Finds Something More Painful Than Listening To LULU
Breaking news, folks! 🚨😱 Former METALLICA bassist Jason Newsted has just announced that he’s been battling throat cancer, and we’re…
TESTAMENT’s CHUCK BILLY To Finally Spill All The Tea In His Super Serious Not At All Overhyped Memoir ‘Holding My Breath: The Two Testaments Of Chuck Billy AKA The Thrilling Tale Of How I Managed To Make It Out Of The 80s With My Hair Intact’
This is not your typical rock memoir, folks! 😴 Chuck Billy’s unflinching memoir, “Holding My Breath: The Two Testaments Of…
Breaking News: Disney Execs Secretly Plot to Turn Fortnite into a Never Ending Parade of Singing and Dancing Characters
Breaking News: Disney Might Buy Epic Games, But Only If They Want to Ruin Fortnite with Too Many Mickey Mouse…
White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles Diagnosed with Early Stage Breast Cancer, Trump Reveals in Epic Announcement!
Breaking News: White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles Diagnosed with Breast Cancer! Well, folks, it seems like even the…
Israel launches epic ‘broad wave’ of strikes on Iran; retired U.S Gen. Hertling spills tea on what’s next!
Israel Strikes Back, Liberals Cry About “Peace” While Iran Gets What It Deserves In a shocking twist of events, Israel…