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Tomas Lindberg’s Latest Side Hustle Drops In November
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Tomas Lindberg’s Latest Side Hustle Drops In November

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some devastating news? 🤯 Sweden’s D-Beat titans DISFEAR are releasing their long-awaited, ferocious…

Chuck Billy Still Somehow Relevant After 4 Decades of Screaming
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Chuck Billy Still Somehow Relevant After 4 Decades of Screaming

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Chuck Billy has…

Remembering Chuck Varga, a founding member of GWAR
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Remembering Chuck Varga, a founding member of GWAR

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2026

GWAR Classic Member Chuck Varga Dies After Battle With Cancer. He was 68 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

TIFF 2026 Review: Up Against It – Wow What a Total Waste of Potential Apparently
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TIFF 2026 Review: Up Against It – Wow What a Total Waste of Potential Apparently

FinnSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

The title card of Up Against It is like a warning sign, a giant neon flag waving in the air,…

CNN and friends demand White House access back
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CNN and friends demand White House access back

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has banned three news outlets – CNN, MS…

RIP Chad Gilbert because you clearly didnt have enough time to perfect your pop punk riffs
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RIP Chad Gilbert because you clearly didnt have enough time to perfect your pop punk riffs

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Oh no, the pop-punk world is mourning the loss of a legend 🤯! Chad Gilbert, the guitarist of New Found…

Remembering Chad Gilbert from New Found Glory
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Remembering Chad Gilbert from New Found Glory

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2026

Chad Gilbert, founding guitarist of the pop-punk band New Found Glory, has died at age 45 after a years-long battle…

Suburban Paradise Suddenly Less Paradisey Due To Cancer Cluster
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Suburban Paradise Suddenly Less Paradisey Due To Cancer Cluster

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Lilly Dalton, a 23-year-old from California, is a…

BLACKIE LAWLESS saves America with patriotic common sense
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BLACKIE LAWLESS saves America with patriotic common sense

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even start with this? Blackie Lawless, the legendary frontman of W.A.S.P., recently appeared on the…

Susie Wiles Beats Cancer Because Even That Can’t Take Her Down
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Susie Wiles Beats Cancer Because Even That Can’t Take Her Down

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about White House chief of staff Susie Wiles, who just announced she’s cancer…

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