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Jason Statham is Back to Get Stung Again in The Beekeeper 2 Because One Time Wasnt Enough Apparently
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Jason Statham is Back to Get Stung Again in The Beekeeper 2 Because One Time Wasnt Enough Apparently

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

The Beekeeper 2 is coming, and I’m only slightly excited, mostly because I have nothing better to do with my…

Murdaugh Returns to Court Because That’s Going Well So Far
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Murdaugh Returns to Court Because That’s Going Well So Far

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Alex Murdaugh is heading back to court, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking, “This is gonna be good.” The disgraced…

AI Agents Develop Own Language Because Humans Not Confusing Enough
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AI Agents Develop Own Language Because Humans Not Confusing Enough

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read about Chris Painter’s job, I couldn’t help but raise an eyebrow. Part of…

Spy Agency’s Top Secret Briefing Delayed Due to Wi-Fi Issues Apparently
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Spy Agency’s Top Secret Briefing Delayed Due to Wi-Fi Issues Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like the US intelligence officials were all set…

Another Mindless Video Game Adaptation To Separate You From Money
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Another Mindless Video Game Adaptation To Separate You From Money

FinnOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

The latest video game adaptation to hit theaters is Street Fighter, a movie that embodies the spirit of a ’90s…

More Evidence The MCU Will Never Actually End
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More Evidence The MCU Will Never Actually End

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 18, 2026

The Marvel Cinematic Universe is still slowly leaking its way into the world of mutants, one drip at a time.…

Oh Joy Another Movie About a Bunch of Guys Running Around in the Mud with Mosquitoes Called The Mosquito Bowl Starring Nicholas Galitzine and Bill Skarsgård Because We Clearly Needed More of That in Our Lives
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Oh Joy Another Movie About a Bunch of Guys Running Around in the Mud with Mosquitoes Called The Mosquito Bowl Starring Nicholas Galitzine and Bill Skarsgård Because We Clearly Needed More of That in Our Lives

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Get ready for the most epic battle of all time – a game of football that will leave you on…

In the Shadows – Because Who Needs Actual Boxing When You Can Watch a Movie About It and Pretend You’re a Tough Guy Like Ramla Ali
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In the Shadows – Because Who Needs Actual Boxing When You Can Watch a Movie About It and Pretend You’re a Tough Guy Like Ramla Ali

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and jaw-dropping film of the century: IN THE SHADOWS 🎥👏! I mean, who…

Oh Joy Another Movie Where Helen Mirren Gets to Play a Sassy Old Lady with a Penchant for Killing People in Anton Corbijn’s Totally Not Formulaic A Talent For Murder
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Oh Joy Another Movie Where Helen Mirren Gets to Play a Sassy Old Lady with a Penchant for Killing People in Anton Corbijn’s Totally Not Formulaic A Talent For Murder

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

The most epic movie event of the century is coming, and we’re not even exaggerating 🤣! A Talent for Murder,…

Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Trash Hollywood’s Butchering of Our Favorite Books
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Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Trash Hollywood’s Butchering of Our Favorite Books

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 18, 2026

Get ready for a hilarious ride, folks! 🎉👏 “The Book Was Better: the Triumphs and Travesties of Book to Film…

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