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The Twits Trailer: Prepare for a Movie So Awful, It’s Almost Good (Almost)
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The Twits Trailer: Prepare for a Movie So Awful, It’s Almost Good (Almost)

FinnOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

So, another Roald Dahl adaptation, huh? 🙄 You know, the guy who probably rolled in his grave when they announced…

Muzzle 2: Still Muzzlin’: Eckhart’s Back, Don’t Get Bit
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Muzzle 2: Still Muzzlin’: Eckhart’s Back, Don’t Get Bit

FinnOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

Oh, look, another movie about a dude with a dog. 🙄 This one’s called Muzzle: City of Wolves because apparently,…

Guillermo Del Toro Resurrects Old News: ‘Frankenstein’ Trailer Finally Drops (Yawn)
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Guillermo Del Toro Resurrects Old News: ‘Frankenstein’ Trailer Finally Drops (Yawn)

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Guillermo del Toro, that dude who’s obsessed with monsters and creepy stuff, is FINALLY making his Frankenstein movie!…

Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!
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Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

OMG! Lucca Comics & Games 2025 is gracing us with its presence, and honestly, who even cares? 🙄 It’s supposed…

Delivery Run – Prepare to be Bored: A Frozen Pizza Delivery Nightmare
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Delivery Run – Prepare to be Bored: A Frozen Pizza Delivery Nightmare

FinnSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Buckle up, buttercups, because Delivery Run is here to redefine “thrilling” – or, you know, maybe just bore you to…

Shelby Oaks: Chris Stuckmann’s Masterpiece of Terror (or Maybe Just Another Horror Flick, Who Knows)
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Shelby Oaks: Chris Stuckmann’s Masterpiece of Terror (or Maybe Just Another Horror Flick, Who Knows)

FinnSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because Shelby Oaks is gracing us with its presence! Yes, you heard it right, Shelby Oaks,…

DJT’s Epic “I’M GOOD” Movie: Prepare for the Best Film Ever, Folks
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DJT’s Epic “I’M GOOD” Movie: Prepare for the Best Film Ever, Folks

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Don’t miss the “I’M GOOD” film premiere! 🎬 DJMP presents a short film by Don’t Judge Me Productions.…

Violent Ends: Witness Billy Magnussen and a Bunch of Other People You’ve Mildly Heard Of in This Thrilling Trailer That Might End Violently (Maybe)
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Violent Ends: Witness Billy Magnussen and a Bunch of Other People You’ve Mildly Heard Of in This Thrilling Trailer That Might End Violently (Maybe)

FinnSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Oh, look, another movie about a guy trying to escape his CRIME FAMILY! 🙄 Groundbreaking stuff, people! 🤯 This cinematic…

Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin, Still Alive, Still Dumb, and Still Searching for a Place to Live in ‘Greenland 2: Migration’ Trailer
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Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin, Still Alive, Still Dumb, and Still Searching for a Place to Live in ‘Greenland 2: Migration’ Trailer

FinnSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Oh, sweet! Another disaster movie starring Gerard Butler? 🙄 You know, because the world *totally* needed a sequel to “Greenland.”…

Keanu “Whoa” Reeves Plays God in Aziz Ansari’s Comedy That Might Actually Be Good
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Keanu “Whoa” Reeves Plays God in Aziz Ansari’s Comedy That Might Actually Be Good

FinnSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Good Fortune, the cinematic masterpiece (or trainwreck, depending on your tolerance for questionable decisions), is…

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