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Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people
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Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? I just spilled my beer all over my desk because…

Tavern Tycoon Simulator Comes to Dungeons and Dragons
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Tavern Tycoon Simulator Comes to Dungeons and Dragons

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready to pour pints and pit adventurers against each other in the latest Dungeons & Dragons game, because it’s…

Another Iconic Star Gone, Cue the Reboot Announcements in 3, 2, 1
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Another Iconic Star Gone, Cue the Reboot Announcements in 3, 2, 1

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

The week just got a whole lot worse. TMZ reports that Tim Curry, the iconic actor and beloved star of…

Because We Clearly Needed Another One, ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ Sequel Gets Title
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Because We Clearly Needed Another One, ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ Sequel Gets Title

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is getting a sequel, because of course it is. The film industry’s…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More 30 Rock
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More 30 Rock

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

30 Rock is back, but only if you’re in New York and willing to fight for tickets. Because that’s exactly…

Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson Are Basically The Same Person So Of Course They Play Brothers In Their New Show Because Obvious Casting Choices Are The Best
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Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson Are Basically The Same Person So Of Course They Play Brothers In Their New Show Because Obvious Casting Choices Are The Best

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

The most epic news ever! 🤩 Apple TV has just dropped the trailer for “Brothers,” a comedy series that’s basically…

Dracula Resurrected, Again, Because Money Never Truly Dies
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Dracula Resurrected, Again, Because Money Never Truly Dies

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Get ready for another helping of vampire-slaying action, as KONAMI has finally revealed the voice cast for the upcoming title,…

Metro 2039 Tops Gamescom Awards Amidst Sea of Unoriginal Nominees
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Metro 2039 Tops Gamescom Awards Amidst Sea of Unoriginal Nominees

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks! The gamescom award 2026 nominations are out, and we get to see…

Oh Joy Another Biopic About Some Old Dude Named Harvey Kurtzman That Youve Never Heard Of
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Oh Joy Another Biopic About Some Old Dude Named Harvey Kurtzman That Youve Never Heard Of

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

I just watched the most amazing documentary about Harvey Kurtzman, the guy who basically created the whole concept of satire…

EIFF 2026 Review: The Peril at Pincer Point – “Gather your squad to witness the most thrillingly mediocre experience of the year”
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EIFF 2026 Review: The Peril at Pincer Point – “Gather your squad to witness the most thrillingly mediocre experience of the year”

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie review you’ll ever read 🎥👀! Peril at Pincer Point…

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