Because Obviously We Need to Rewrite History to Justify Another Reboot
It’s a concept that has plagued philosophers and superheroes alike for centuries: the constraints of time. For Spider-Man, it’s not…
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Netflix Loses Nicolas Cage Movie Copy Worth $105M Because Of Course They Did
Netflix is being sued for a whopping $105 million after losing an unencrypted copy of an unreleased World War II…
Trump Throws Support Behind ‘Save America Act’
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of the latest news from the world of politics. It…
Oh Joy Another Movie Where Alexander Skarsgård Gets to Run Around Half Naked as a Wicker Man
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie trailer of the year? 🤣…
Oh Great Another Zombie Movie to Add to the Pile of Unoriginal Ideas from Some Guy Named Yeon Sang-ho Who Probably Thinks Zombies Are Still Scary
Oh boy, are you guys ready for another super original and not-at-all-overdone zombie movie? 🙄 Because I’ve got some “breaking…
Knight Rider: Finally a Documentary About a Talking Car Because That’s What the World Was Missing
Oh boy, are you ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤩 Because we’re about to take a trip down memory lane,…
Gears of War: E-Day Multiplayer now a live service cash grab preview
My brief time with Gears of War: E-Day’s Multiplayer Network Test brought me right back to the glory days of…
Gaming’s Holiest Cash Cow Milked Again With Star Trek Resurrection
As I sit here, pondering the latest developments in the world of Star Trek, I am reminded of the immortal…
Because What The World Really Needed Was Dungeons & Dragons 2
It’s been three years since Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves hit theaters, and despite the existence of a script…
Johnson & Johnson Throws $5.5 Billion at Baby Powder Problems
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Johnson & Johnson has set aside a whopping $5.5…