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Because We Needed Another Lanterns Movie To Completely Forget
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Because We Needed Another Lanterns Movie To Completely Forget

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Through two episodes, the new HBO Max series Lanterns has already become a whodunit, with more twists and turns than…

Edgerunners rides again with obligatory season two this October
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Edgerunners rides again with obligatory season two this October

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

CD Projekt Red and TRIGGER have finally given us a glimpse of what’s to come in the second season of…

Bautista Takes Kratos Reins From Hurst In Amazon’s God Of War Cash Grab
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Bautista Takes Kratos Reins From Hurst In Amazon’s God Of War Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Well, it looks like Amazon’s live-action God of War TV series has finally found its Kratos in Dave Bautista, because…

Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently
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Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 21, 2026

Fans of the old school Sega Genesis will feel a tinge of nostalgia somewhere in the back of their brains…

Because What the World Needed Was a Record-Breaking Odyssey Remake Sequel
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Because What the World Needed Was a Record-Breaking Odyssey Remake Sequel

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

The Odyssey has officially become the highest-grossing R-rated movie in Hollywood history, with a whopping $1.35 billion in worldwide ticket…

Trump’s Census Report Gets Failing Grade From Experts
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Trump’s Census Report Gets Failing Grade From Experts

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new report from the Census Bureau claims that tens of…

EIFF 2026 Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Just Watch a Stationary Arrow for 2 Hours Straight
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EIFF 2026 Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Just Watch a Stationary Arrow for 2 Hours Straight

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

The 79th Edinburgh International Film Festival has kicked off, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s been a wild ride…

Get Ready for the Most Thrilling 5 Minutes of Your Life Watching the Trailer for Slow Horses Season 6 That Youve Been Waiting Your Whole Life For
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Get Ready for the Most Thrilling 5 Minutes of Your Life Watching the Trailer for Slow Horses Season 6 That Youve Been Waiting Your Whole Life For

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🎉 Apple TV just dropped the trailer for season…

LAIKA’s Wildwood Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Watch the First Five Ones
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LAIKA’s Wildwood Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Watch the First Five Ones

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic adventure of the year? 🎉 I mean, who needs a…

Because We Needed Another Fast And Furious Movie Apparently
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Because We Needed Another Fast And Furious Movie Apparently

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

It’s finally happening: the eleventh and supposedly final installment of the Fast & Furious franchise, Fast Forever, is gearing up…

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