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De Niro Joins The Wiggles? Hollywood Legend’s Career Hits Rock Bottom
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De Niro Joins The Wiggles? Hollywood Legend’s Career Hits Rock Bottom

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

OMG, you guys! 🤪 Did Hell freeze over? 🥶 Aliens invade? 👽 Nope! Something EVEN MORE UNBELIEVABLE happened! 🤯 Robert…

Bezos-Sanchez Wedding: A Gathering of People Who Have More Money Than Brains | CNN Business
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Bezos-Sanchez Wedding: A Gathering of People Who Have More Money Than Brains | CNN Business

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Jeff Bezos, the Amazon overlord, and his woke concubine Lauren Sanchez, had a wedding so lavish it made Marie Antoinette…

D:Ream to unleash sonic catastrophe, Do It Anyway
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D:Ream to unleash sonic catastrophe, Do It Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

D:Ream announce return with new album Do It Anyway. Yes, THAT D:Ream. The ones who peaked in the 90s and…

It’s Hot, Dinosaurs are Tiny, and Jack’s Still a Tourist Trap: News for People Who Can’t Read
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It’s Hot, Dinosaurs are Tiny, and Jack’s Still a Tourist Trap: News for People Who Can’t Read

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their liberal garbage, I see. Let’s dissect today’s dose of leftist propaganda, shall we? It’s always…

Chill Out! Hollywood Wants Ice-T Renamed to Avoid Confusing Him with Immigration Cop
Ice-T Melts Under Woke Pressure: Forced to Rebrand as Lukewarm-T
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Chill Out! Hollywood Wants Ice-T Renamed to Avoid Confusing Him with Immigration Cop

FinnJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

LOS ANGELES, California — In an industry where everything must be inclusive—except common sense, a new scandal has brewed around…

Sharon den Adel of Within Temptation Says Band Finally Discovers World Events Exist While Writing ‘Bleed Out’ Album
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Sharon den Adel of Within Temptation Says Band Finally Discovers World Events Exist While Writing ‘Bleed Out’ Album

Chord F. DiscordJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

In a shocking turn of events (not really), WITHIN TEMPTATION’s eternally youthful frontwoman, SHARON DEN ADEL, graced the airwaves of…

Jared Leto Paid for Fake Sexual Assault Allegations Just to Stay Relevant
Jared Leto Pays for Fake Sex Scandal to Prove He’s Still Hollywood Material
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Jared Leto Paid for Fake Sexual Assault Allegations Just to Stay Relevant

FinnJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

🎭 Washed-up vampire, eyeliner enthusiast, and part-time Jesus cosplayer Jared Leto has finally found a way to get back into…

Taylor Swift Goes Broke Buying Herself Back — Now She Owns Her Songs but Lives in a Studio Apartment
“I Cost a Billion?!”: Taylor Swift Sells All Her Cars to Reclaim Albums No One Asked For
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Taylor Swift Goes Broke Buying Herself Back — Now She Owns Her Songs but Lives in a Studio Apartment

Chord F. DiscordJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Taylor Swift — spiritual leader of sad white girls, cat mom influencer, and unofficial president of breakup ballads — is…

OSBOURNES: Still Alive? (Barely) – Comic Con Midlands, July
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OSBOURNES: Still Alive? (Barely) – Comic Con Midlands, July

Chord F. DiscordJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Ozzy Osbourne, the bat-biting legend, and his equally legendary (debatable) family are gracing the Comic Con Midlands in Birmingham, UK,…

Happy Gilmore 2: Is This Real Life or Just a Bad Dream? (2025 Adam Sandler Flick)
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Happy Gilmore 2: Is This Real Life or Just a Bad Dream? (2025 Adam Sandler Flick)

FinnJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, they’re actually making a “Happy Gilmore 2.” 🙄 After 30 years of Adam Sandler’s cinematic genius…

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