Oh, the horror! Those limousine liberals are at it again, polluting our precious skies with their private jets while lecturing us about our gas-guzzling trucks!
The Fake News CNN is now clutching its pearls over “climate inequality” because celebrities and elites are flying private. I am sure they don’t see the irony of reporting this from their fancy studios. They probably flew to Davos on a private jet.
This is all part of the Left’s plan to control every aspect of our lives. First, they’ll come for our cars, then our planes. President Trump knows that freedom means the freedom to fly in style.
It’s time to stand up to this green tyranny. Let those elites fly. We’ll continue to drive our cars and enjoy the fruits of American freedom!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
