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The Wynn Project Is Totally Not a Desperate Attempt to Make the UAE Relevant in the Film World and Will Definitely Put Dubai on the Map as the New Hollywood or Whatever
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The Wynn Project Is Totally Not a Desperate Attempt to Make the UAE Relevant in the Film World and Will Definitely Put Dubai on the Map as the New Hollywood or Whatever

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

The United Arab Emirates (UAE) has finally decided to join the big leagues and become a major movie-making destination 🎬.…

The Master and Margarita – Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Reading the Book in School
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The Master and Margarita – Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Reading the Book in School

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🍿 THE MASTER AND MARGARITA is finally coming to the US,…

Because Clearly What The Switch Was Missing Was More Boobs And Blood To Make It A Legitimate Gaming Console
The Dispatch Drama: A Tale of Censorship, Boobs, and Butts 🤣
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Because Clearly What The Switch Was Missing Was More Boobs And Blood To Make It A Legitimate Gaming Console

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

The fans of the super-powered office comedy Dispatch were left feeling like they’d been #censored 🤷‍♂️ when they found out…

📻 Radio Dead End: Vol. 3 — Drowned Productions: The 7″EP’s Collection (1991-1993) 🤘 OS Death Metal
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📻 Radio Dead End: Vol. 3 — Drowned Productions: The 7″EP’s Collection (1991-1993) 🤘 OS Death Metal

Chuck B. BallsyApril 25, 2026

Welcome back to the underground. ⚰️ — After the algorithms tried to bury our second broadcast, we relocated the studio…

Big Tech Whiners Celebrate Their Big Tobacco Moment While Kids Still Get Screwed on Social Media
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Big Tech Whiners Celebrate Their Big Tobacco Moment While Kids Still Get Screwed on Social Media

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Big Tech’s Latest Defeat: Liberal Judges Finally Target Zuckerberg’s Empire Well, well, well, folks—look what happens when woke activists and…

OpenAI Pulls Plug on Sora Video App: Because Who Needs Innovation Anyway?
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OpenAI Pulls Plug on Sora Video App: Because Who Needs Innovation Anyway?

Big ElephantMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Liberal Tech Elites Suffer Another Embarrassing Defeat as OpenAI Kills Off Woke Video App Well, well, well! It looks like…

The Pentagon’s Press Crackdown Gets Roasted: Journalists Fight Back with More Sass Than a Soap Opera Star
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The Pentagon’s Press Crackdown Gets Roasted: Journalists Fight Back with More Sass Than a Soap Opera Star

Big ElephantMarch 22, 2026March 22, 2026

Trump’s War Secretary Hegseth Defies Court, Double-Downs on Censoring the Press Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is escalating his war on…

Iranians Experience “Offline Forever” Mode: Internet Blackout Turns into an Extended Digital Detox
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Iranians Experience “Offline Forever” Mode: Internet Blackout Turns into an Extended Digital Detox

Big ElephantMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Breaking News: Iran’s Internet Blackout Proves Trump’s Sanctions Are Working! Well, well, well, look who’s crying about a little internet…

FCC’s ‘Equal Time’ Letter to ABC: The Secret Weapon That Made CBS Cry Uncle Over Colbert’s Jokes
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FCC’s ‘Equal Time’ Letter to ABC: The Secret Weapon That Made CBS Cry Uncle Over Colbert’s Jokes

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Liberal Media Meltdown: FCC’s Equal Time Rules Spark Censorship Hysteria In a shocking display of cowardice, CBS lawyers apparently soiled…

AI Chatbots to Face Draconian Online Safety Rules in UK: Prepare for the Robopocalypse of Red Tape!
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AI Chatbots to Face Draconian Online Safety Rules in UK: Prepare for the Robopocalypse of Red Tape!

Big ElephantFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

UK’s Latest Power Grab: Cracking Down on AI Because Big Brother Knows Best In a stunning display of overreach, UK…

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