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Because Clearly What The Switch Was Missing Was More Boobs And Blood To Make It A Legitimate Gaming Console
The Dispatch Drama: A Tale of Censorship, Boobs, and Butts 🤣
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Because Clearly What The Switch Was Missing Was More Boobs And Blood To Make It A Legitimate Gaming Console

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

The fans of the super-powered office comedy Dispatch were left feeling like they’d been #censored šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø when they found out…

šŸ“» Radio Dead End: Vol. 3 — Drowned Productions: The 7″EP’s Collection (1991-1993) 🤘 OS Death Metal
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šŸ“» Radio Dead End: Vol. 3 — Drowned Productions: The 7″EP’s Collection (1991-1993) 🤘 OS Death Metal

Chuck B. BallsyApril 25, 2026

Welcome back to the underground. āš°ļø — After the algorithms tried to bury our second broadcast, we relocated the studio…

Big Tech Whiners Celebrate Their Big Tobacco Moment While Kids Still Get Screwed on Social Media
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Big Tech Whiners Celebrate Their Big Tobacco Moment While Kids Still Get Screwed on Social Media

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Big Tech’s Latest Defeat: Liberal Judges Finally Target Zuckerberg’s Empire Well, well, well, folks—look what happens when woke activists and…

OpenAI Pulls Plug on Sora Video App: Because Who Needs Innovation Anyway?
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OpenAI Pulls Plug on Sora Video App: Because Who Needs Innovation Anyway?

Big ElephantMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Liberal Tech Elites Suffer Another Embarrassing Defeat as OpenAI Kills Off Woke Video App Well, well, well! It looks like…

The Pentagon’s Press Crackdown Gets Roasted: Journalists Fight Back with More Sass Than a Soap Opera Star
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The Pentagon’s Press Crackdown Gets Roasted: Journalists Fight Back with More Sass Than a Soap Opera Star

Big ElephantMarch 22, 2026March 22, 2026

Trump’s War Secretary Hegseth Defies Court, Double-Downs on Censoring the Press Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is escalating his war on…

Iranians Experience “Offline Forever” Mode: Internet Blackout Turns into an Extended Digital Detox
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Iranians Experience “Offline Forever” Mode: Internet Blackout Turns into an Extended Digital Detox

Big ElephantMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Breaking News: Iran’s Internet Blackout Proves Trump’s Sanctions Are Working! Well, well, well, look who’s crying about a little internet…

FCC’s ā€˜Equal Time’ Letter to ABC: The Secret Weapon That Made CBS Cry Uncle Over Colbert’s Jokes
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FCC’s ā€˜Equal Time’ Letter to ABC: The Secret Weapon That Made CBS Cry Uncle Over Colbert’s Jokes

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Liberal Media Meltdown: FCC’s Equal Time Rules Spark Censorship Hysteria In a shocking display of cowardice, CBS lawyers apparently soiled…

AI Chatbots to Face Draconian Online Safety Rules in UK: Prepare for the Robopocalypse of Red Tape!
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AI Chatbots to Face Draconian Online Safety Rules in UK: Prepare for the Robopocalypse of Red Tape!

Big ElephantFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

UK’s Latest Power Grab: Cracking Down on AI Because Big Brother Knows Best In a stunning display of overreach, UK…

Russia Slaps Censorship on 100 Million Telegram Users—Because Free Speech Is So Last Century
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Russia Slaps Censorship on 100 Million Telegram Users—Because Free Speech Is So Last Century

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Russia Bans Telegram, Proving Even Putin Knows When to Dump a “Free Speech” App In a shocking twist of irony,…

Journalist Who Documented Deadly Iran Protests Suddenly Finds Her Apartment a Little Too ā€˜Safe’ After Raid
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Journalist Who Documented Deadly Iran Protests Suddenly Finds Her Apartment a Little Too ā€˜Safe’ After Raid

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Radical Iranian Regime Raids Home of Truth-Telling Photojournalist in Latest Act of Censorship The oppressive mullahs in Tehran continue their…

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