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Government Casually Brushes Against Your Rights Again Somehow
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Government Casually Brushes Against Your Rights Again Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story where a left-wing activist, Sam Tunick, was stopped by Border…

Citigroup Alumni Gets 30 Year Prison Membership Perk
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Citigroup Alumni Gets 30 Year Prison Membership Perk

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Harvard-educated former managing director at Citigroup Inc. was sentenced to…

A high school football coach wanted for child pornography offenses has been missing for over a month. Hereโ€™s what we know
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A high school football coach wanted for child pornography offenses has been missing for over a month. Hereโ€™s what we know

Big ElephantDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

The Great Appalachian Escape: How a Virginia Football Coach Turned Into a Real-Life Episode of ‘Man vs. Wild’ In a…

Travel Bags: For When You Want to Look Like You Have Your Life Together; Fashion Crimes: Don’t Become a Victim; Pie Wars: The Sweetest Battle
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Travel Bags: For When You Want to Look Like You Have Your Life Together; Fashion Crimes: Don’t Become a Victim; Pie Wars: The Sweetest Battle

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we dissect the liberal lunacy of the day! Americans, bless their hearts, are bracing…

๐Ÿšจ New Pornographers Drummer Arrested, Porno for Pyros Defend Themselves! ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ”ฅ Big Arrests and Excuses: How Musicians Handle Crisis? ๐ŸŽถ
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๐Ÿšจ New Pornographers Drummer Arrested, Porno for Pyros Defend Themselves! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

In the wake of the explosive scandal involving the band New Pornographers, whose drummer Joe Seiders was arrested for possession…

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