Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Oh, great, another Toy Story movie. Because we definitely needed Woody to go through yet another existential crisis over a…
Mantic Games has announced The Ghost in the Shell: Tabletop Roleplaying Game, based on the pioneering cyberpunk manga by legendary…
Oh great, another horror director who’s clearly run out of original ideas just resurrected a classic story that already had…
Oh look, another gated community thriller because Hollywood hasn’t beaten that dead horse enough yet 🐴💀 So apparently someone greenlit…
In the annals of Batman video game history, one truth reigns supreme: the Arkham series is the Dark Knight of…
After years of animated Scooby-Doo shows where the biggest mystery was whether Shaggy was high or just perpetually confused, Netflix…
Chris Hemsworth has officially signed his soul away to Marvel for “a couple more” appearances as Thor, because why retire…
Well, well, well, look what we have here—Brazil’s latest cinematic masterpiece where the government ships off old people like they’re…
Oh great, another Star Wars movie where the Empire falls again, because apparently, they’re just really bad at staying fallen.…
Hold onto your berets and suspenders, folks, because Hollywood’s grumpiest legend has ridden off into the sunset — and not…
