Now You See Me: Now You Don’t – Prepare to be Underwhelmed
Oh great, another “Now You See Me” movie. 🙄 Because we DEFINITELY needed more of these cinematic masterpieces. Jesse Eisenberg…
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Spartacus: House of Ashur – Oh Great, Another Trailer We Totally Asked For
STARZ, bless their cotton socks, 🙄 has decided to unleash upon us Spartacus: House of Ashur, because apparently, we haven’t…
SBM Film Fest 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
OMG! SBM Film Festival 2025! 🙄 Prepare for cinematic masterpieces 🎬 or maybe not. 🤷♀️ 📅 Friday, November 7th, Danville…
Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin Star in Greenland 2: Migration? Oh, the Humanity
Oh, look, another disaster movie starring Gerard Butler! 🙄 Because apparently, the world hasn’t suffered enough in real life, so…
Deadly Prey 2: Electric Boogaloo Incoming 2025
1987’s cinematic masterpiece Deadly Prey birthed Prey Day 🙄! Celebrate gloriously bad cinema 🎬. In collaboration with bestofbhorror, Everything is…
Whaleback’s 2025 GBA Film Fest: Prepare for Mediocrity
2025 GBA Film Fest at Whaleback Film Fest at Whaleback Mountain! Prepare for films, views, & vibes. 🙄For film buffs…
Stranger Things 5 Trailer Drops: Prepare for More Overpriced Nostalgia and Demogorgon BS
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Are they STILL dragging this out? Stranger Things Season 5 is FINALLY dropping, promising the EPIC…
Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)
👂Psst!👂 Did you peasants actually strain your👂👂 to the very end of that ✨glorious✨Scream 7 trailer? I bet you didn’t.…
Whaleback’s 2025 GBA Film Fest: Prepare for Blubbering
2025 GBA Film Fest at Whaleback 🤪. Prepare for films, views, and vibes. A day for buffs and fun-seekers! Enjoy…
Rhino: Tom Hardy’s Whispering Sweet Nothings to a Horned Beast – Prepare for Eco-Thrills!
Oh, look, another “eco-thriller”! 🙄 Because we haven’t had enough of those, right? This one’s about rhinos, because apparently, pandas…