The Night Manager: Season 2 – Prepare for More Snoozefests and Plot Twists You Saw Coming
Okay, folks, buckle up because eight years (!!!) after the “explosive” (🙄) Season One finale, Prime Video and the BBC…
Tag: Cinema
Chatham Cinema Dims the Lights for “The Strange Dark”—Prepare for Existential Dread and Overpriced Popcorn
**OMG! The Strange Dark is coming to Chatham! 🤩 After 25+ film festivals & 30+ award nominations, including Best Everything,…
NFMLA’s Trash Cinema Festival: Prepare for Disappointment
**OMG! 🙄 New Filmmakers Los Angeles (NFMLA) is showing films like *THE VOTE* by Sylvia Ray and *STRANGERS* by Leah…
A Wider, and Probably More Pretentious, Lens Film Festival
OMG! 🙄 Prepare for “A Wider Lens Film Festival!” at The Grand Cinema in Tacoma! 🎬 Two chances to see…
‘Predator: Badlands’ Review: Yeah Right, Just Like Every Other ‘Predator’ Movie Ever
So, you’ve probably heard of “Predator,” right? If not, crawl out from under your rock and Google “original Predator design.”…
New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)
Another weekend, another excuse to avoid sunlight and human interaction! 🥳 Gather ’round, fellow couch potatoes, as we unveil the…
Islands: Yet Another Trailer Starring People You’ve Barely Heard Of
Oh, look, another “twisty thriller” 🙄. This one’s about a tennis coach, because apparently, being a tennis coach at a…
Lucy Liu’s “Rosemead” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Definition of “Career-Defining” Redefined (Again)
Oh, look, another movie about a “troubled” family! 🙄 Seriously, Hollywood, are we STILL milking this cow? Lucy Liu, bless…
‘Michael’ Trailer Debuts: Prepare for Moonwalking or Something
Oh, boy, another Michael Jackson biopic? 🙄 I mean, because the world DEFINITELY needs another rehashing of his “fascinating” (read:…
“K-Pop Demon Hunters 2: Electric Boogaloo – Prepare for More Cringey Slayage”
OMG! 😱 You guys are NOT gonna believe this! Netflix and Sony, bless their clueless little hearts, FINALLY decided to…