Stranger Things Broadway Show Finally Runs Out of Monopoly Money to Waste on This Trainwreck
The Stranger Things Broadway play is finally ending, and we can’t wait to celebrate the fact that we’ll no longer…
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Breaking News Aliens Finally Decide to Reveal Themselves to Humans and Its All Thanks to Steven Spielbergs Latest Blockbuster Which Totally Wasnt Made by Aliens
The government finally decided to release some juicy UFO footage, and the world’s reaction was a collective shrug 🤷♀️. I…
Oh Joy Another Apocalyptic Movie to Make You Question the Point of Human Existence Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Dogs and Stars and the End of the World
It’s the end of the world as we know it, and Ridley Scott feels fine 🌎💀! His latest masterpiece, The…
Break Out the Neon and Big Hair Because the Most Iconic and Totally Not Forgotten Cartoon of the 80s Jem and the Holograms Is Getting a Live Action Series Because You Clearly Asked for This
Oh joy, because the world was just missing another live-action adaptation of a beloved ’80s franchise, Jem and the Holograms…
Alan Ritchson tries not to trip on his own ego in the new poster for Motor City
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, action-packed, and totally-not-at-all-cliché film of the year? 🎥🔥 Because I’ve…
Marvel’s Wolverine – Get Ready for Another Overhyped Game with Too Many Quick Time Events and a Storyline That’s Just an Excuse for More Mindless Hack and Slash Action
The wait is over, and the most epic game of the century is finally here! Or should I say, the…
Get Ready to Have Your Mind Blown by the Most Epic Guitar Solo Documentary of the Century Featuring the Legendary Peter Frampton Whose Guitar Still Works Better Than Your Love Life
Breaking News: Peter Frampton Documentary to Premiere at Tribeca Film Festival and We’re All Just Really Excited to See a…
‘Masters of the Universe’ Review: Because Who Needs a Good Reboot Anyway What a Total Masterclass in Mediocrity
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 I was a He-Man kid, and I’m not ashamed to admit…
Zack Snyder to Ruin Another Classic with His Signature Brand of Soulless Explosions in the Totally Necessary Remake of Escape From New York
Breaking news, folks: Snake Plissken is back from the dead, and we’re not sure if we should be excited or…
Backrooms and Obsession Totally Not Made by Nerds in Their Basement Floor Beat Mandalorian and Grogu Because Who Needs Cute Baby Yoda Anyway
Suddenly, movie theaters are cool again, and we’re not talking about the kind of cool where your grandma thinks they’re…