TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly
Another week, another batch of new TV shows and series to add to your already overflowing watchlist. Because what you…
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TIFF 2026 Review: Fjord – Because Who Needs Explosions When You Have Renate Reinsve and Sebastian Stan Staring Deeply Into Each Other’s Eyes for 2 Hours
The most epic and dramatic tale of a fjord, because who doesn’t love a good story about a body of…
Because What Movies Really Need Is More Ego Stroking Celebrity Cameos Apparently
When a TV show reaches a certain level of cultural consciousness, it’s like a switch flips and suddenly everyone who’s…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Resident Evil Movie Apparently
In a shocking turn of events, Sony’s latest Resident Evil movie has received widespread critical acclaim, with a staggering 96%…
Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studio Execs
The video game movie craze is in full swing, and it’s showing no signs of slowing down. With The Super…
How To Rob A Bank Because Apparently David Leitch’s Life Was Missing A Felony Charge
Breaking news: a movie about bank robbers is coming out and it’s going to be totally original and not at…
TIFF 2026 Review: La Gradiva – “A mind numbingly dull examination of a period that will put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk”
The most exciting thing about this article is the fact that it’s about a movie, and who doesn’t love movies?…
Guy Ritchie’s Wife and Dog are More Interesting than His Movies Apparently They Get a Teaser Trailer Now
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, thrilling, and downright ridiculous movie trailer of the year? I…
Breaking News: Robert Pattinson Trades in Sparkly Vampire Cape for Pedophile Sting Operation in Highly Anticipated Blockbuster To Catch A Predator The Movie Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie trailer of the century? 🤣 I mean, who doesn’t…
Netflix Churns Out Another Biopic to Fill Endless Content Void
Netflix is making a documentary series about Mike Tyson, because of course they are. The streaming giant has ordered a…