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IRON MAIDEN Blesses Toronto With Presence Obviously Everyone Needed
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IRON MAIDEN Blesses Toronto With Presence Obviously Everyone Needed

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

I mean, seriously, the British heavy metal legends just kicked off the North American leg of their “Run For Your…

TWISTED SISTER Replaces Dee Snider With Guy Who Still Uses Aqua Net
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TWISTED SISTER Replaces Dee Snider With Guy Who Still Uses Aqua Net

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 TWISTED SISTER just played their first concert with Sebastian Bach on…

Prong still exists and has a new song somehow
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Prong still exists and has a new song somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my enthusiasm… 😴…

Gregor Mackintosh credits sense of humor for not killing bandmates yet
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Gregor Mackintosh credits sense of humor for not killing bandmates yet

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

OH NO, PARADISE LOST IS STILL TOGETHER AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!!! 🤯 I guess that’s what happens when you have…

Why Every Band Announces A Farewell Tour And Never Leaves
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Why Every Band Announces A Farewell Tour And Never Leaves

Milton TruthwellJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

JACKAL RESEARCH DIVISION REPORT #001 Scientists Confirm Retirement In Rock Music Is Merely A Suggestion After decades of painstaking research,…

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