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Newsom Declares Dems’ Tuesday Triumphs, Like Prop 50, Usher in ‘a new moment’ (as if we didn’t see it coming) for the Party | CNN Politics
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Newsom Declares Dems’ Tuesday Triumphs, Like Prop 50, Usher in ‘a new moment’ (as if we didn’t see it coming) for the Party | CNN Politics

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Gavin Newsom, fresh from his “sweeping election victory” (thanks to rigging the system, no doubt!), is now claiming it represents…

World Leaders Gather for Climate Summit, Achieve Absolutely Nothing (Shocker!) 🌎🔥🤡
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World Leaders Gather for Climate Summit, Achieve Absolutely Nothing (Shocker!) 🌎🔥🤡

Chord F. DiscordApril 20, 2025April 20, 2025

World leaders, bless their tiny hearts, recently descended upon Dubai for the COP28 climate summit (November 30th – December 12th).…

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