Win Extremely Overpriced Tickets to Chilfest 2026 and Possibly Contract a Disease from the Porta Potties
The wait is finally over, folks! 🤩 Chilfest is back in the Chiltern Hills, Hertfordshire, on July 3-4, and it’s…
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Creed’s “Best Of” Album: Because Once Was Not Enough
OMG 😱, fresh from their earth-shattering (and by “earth-shattering” we mean “mildly inconvenient to some”) comeback last year, everyone’s favorite…
Echo & The Bunnymen Announce They’re Still Alive (Barely) Tour
🤡 Echo & The Bunnymen, those relics from a bygone era, have officially announced a “major” nationwide tour for 2026!…
Coldplay Butchers ‘Changes’ in Bizarre Ozzy Osbourne Tribute, Fans Demand Refund
LOL, as if anyone cares, COLDPLAY, those purveyors of beige boredom, “paid tribute” to Ozzy Osbourne by butchering BLACK SABBATH’s…
Evanescence Ditching Their Emo Roots for a Midlife Crisis Album: “We’re Just Doing Whatever Feels Good,” Says Amy Lee, Probably Wearing Crocs
OMG! 😱 In a recent interview with Kevin Ryder and Megan Holiday from the *super* influential KROQ radio station (never…
Coldplay’s New Album: Boosting Food Sales or Killing Our Appetite? 🍩🎧
In case you missed it (you lucky soul), Coldplay’s Moon Music has predictably skyrocketed to the top of the American…
Robert Smith’s Post-Retirement Plan? Monthly Country Albums with Chris Martin & Chad Kroeger! 🎸
In a jaw-dropping announcement, Robert Smith, the 65-year-old legendary frontman of The Cure, revealed that he plans to retire in…