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Keanu “Whoa” Reeves Plays God in Aziz Ansari’s Comedy That Might Actually Be Good
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Keanu “Whoa” Reeves Plays God in Aziz Ansari’s Comedy That Might Actually Be Good

FinnSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Good Fortune, the cinematic masterpiece (or trainwreck, depending on your tolerance for questionable decisions), is…

Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Career Enters WWE-Style Cage Match with Broadcast TV’s Decrepit Corpse
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Career Enters WWE-Style Cage Match with Broadcast TV’s Decrepit Corpse

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Oh, the drama! The liberal elites thought they could silence our beloved President Trump by going after Jimmy Kimmel? Think…

Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 Disney, those woke snowflakes ❄️, and ABC (Always Broadcasting Crap) have officially announced that Jimmy Kimmel Live! 🤮…

Star Wars: The Blandalorian and Yoda-Baby Gets Another Trailer (yawn)
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Star Wars: The Blandalorian and Yoda-Baby Gets Another Trailer (yawn)

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did anyone actually ask for this? 🙄 Like, seriously, another Mandalorian and Grogu movie? 🤢 Is Disney just…

Kevin Sullivan: The Genius Who Booked Himself to the Top
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Kevin Sullivan: The Genius Who Booked Himself to the Top

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**Kevin Sullivan, the Aquarian Contrarian🤡, is gracing The Comedy Bar stage! Prepare for cosmic jokes😂 & deep-dish pizza🍕 (thanks, Gino’s…

NYC Comedy Open Mic Night: Prepare for Utter Chaos (in Chinese)
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NYC Comedy Open Mic Night: Prepare for Utter Chaos (in Chinese)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

OMG!🙄 Open Mic, but you HAVE to be there 1:30-2PM sharp! ⏰ Don’t be late, or ELSE! 🚪 Cost: $10…

LOL! Pits Take the Stage: A Comedy Show for the Misunderstood
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LOL! Pits Take the Stage: A Comedy Show for the Misunderstood

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! 🙄** 3PM: DOORS/SILENT AUCTION. 6PM: COMEDY SHOW. 🤣 Stand Up For Pits Foundation is doing stuff since like, forever!…

Riot’s Standup: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Riot’s Standup: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL 😂! Riot Comedy Club, the “fun” place to be, dares you to ditch boring bars.…

JUST NESHTERDAY
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JUST NESHTERDAY

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Taneshia “Just Nesh” Rice, seen on Kevin Hart’s Hart of the City on Comedy Central & Def Comedy…

Robinson’s Rap Sheet: A Comedy Show in Legal Briefs
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Robinson’s Rap Sheet: A Comedy Show in Legal Briefs

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Another day, another tragedy fueled by the radical left! This time, some unhinged lunatic allegedly offed Charlie Kirk. Can you…

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