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Ella McCay: Witness the Hilarious Clusterf*ck Starring Emma Mackey, Jamie Lee Curtis, and a Whole Damn Comedy Posse
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Ella McCay: Witness the Hilarious Clusterf*ck Starring Emma Mackey, Jamie Lee Curtis, and a Whole Damn Comedy Posse

FinnAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Oh, look, another movie about a woman trying to do it all! 🙄 Because we haven’t seen that, like, a…

Jaguar’s Epic Fail: A Hilarious Comedy of Errors
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Jaguar’s Epic Fail: A Hilarious Comedy of Errors

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Another day, another example of the liberal media twisting reality! CNN is at it again, trying to make President Trump…

President Curtis: Keith David’s Newest Multiversal Misadventure (That You Probably Won’t Understand)
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President Curtis: Keith David’s Newest Multiversal Misadventure (That You Probably Won’t Understand)

FinnJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

Adult Swim, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe they just ran out of ideas 💡), has graced us with a…

Puscifer Drops a Retrospective Album So You Can Pretend You’ve Been a Fan All Along
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Puscifer Drops a Retrospective Album So You Can Pretend You’ve Been a Fan All Along

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

PUSCIFER, the pretentious art-rock collective fronted by wine-slinging overlord Maynard James Keenan, along with his sidekicks Mat Mitchell and Carina…

Jamie Lever’s Gonna Lever-age Your Funny Bone or Something
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Jamie Lever’s Gonna Lever-age Your Funny Bone or Something

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 28, 2025

**OMG!🙄 Get ready for “The JAMIE LEVER Show” on August 17, 2025, in San Jose!🤣 Jamie, daughter of Jhonny (one…

Trump’s master plan gets schooled by Powell: A CNN Comedy Special
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Trump’s master plan gets schooled by Powell: A CNN Comedy Special

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Failing CNN to make our Glorious President Trump look bad. They’re clutching at…

The Fantastic Four’s First Steps: A Glorified Photo Op at Toronto’s Illuminarium (Free Swag Not Included)
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The Fantastic Four’s First Steps: A Glorified Photo Op at Toronto’s Illuminarium (Free Swag Not Included)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Alright, Marvel Zombies, brace yourselves! 🤪 Marvel Studios Canada, bless their maple-syrup-infused hearts, is throwing a “free” (as if anything’s…

Chevron Triumphs in Hilarious Legal Showdown with Exxon for Hess: A Corporate Comedy in Three Acts
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Chevron Triumphs in Hilarious Legal Showdown with Exxon for Hess: A Corporate Comedy in Three Acts

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Chevron’s $53 billion acquisition of Hess has prevailed, which means more American energy independence, despite the deep state’s machinations. Chevron,…

Stephen Colbert’s Reign of Terror Ends: CBS Finally Pulls the Plug Due to Emptying Their Bank Account
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Stephen Colbert’s Reign of Terror Ends: CBS Finally Pulls the Plug Due to Emptying Their Bank Account

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Wow, hold onto your dentures, folks! 👵 CBS, in a move that’s clearly not suspicious at all 🙄, is yanking…

The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare to Clutch Your Pearls
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare to Clutch Your Pearls

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 17, 2025

**OMG!🤡 Jamie Lever, daughter of THAT Johnny Lever, is gracing San Jose with her comedic “genius” on August 30, 2025!**…

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