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Ghostbusters of New Orleans: Beignet-ing Me Crazy
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Ghostbusters of New Orleans: Beignet-ing Me Crazy

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh boy, another Ghostbusters fan film. Because what the world REALLY needs is MORE unlicensed content riding on the coattails…

Abi Sanchez, queen of Saturdays, probably
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Abi Sanchez, queen of Saturdays, probably

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**Abi Sanchez**, a Chicago-based comedian since 2010, ๐Ÿ˜‚ will perform at The Comedy Bar! Enjoy legendary deep-dish pizza๐Ÿ• and signature…

Finally, a Date for That Ebony & Ivory Thing No One Asked For
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Finally, a Date for That Ebony & Ivory Thing No One Asked For

FinnAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Anti-Worlds, bless their cotton socks, will be unleashing Jim Hoskingโ€™s latest cinematic masterpiece (or dumpster fire, jury’s still out ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš–๏ธ)…

HP Says They Have New Stuff or Whatever
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HP Says They Have New Stuff or Whatever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, look, it’s that time of year again when HP, bless their corporate hearts, tries to convince us that Fall…

Ubisoft Milks Far Cry for TV Show, FX Desperate for Content
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Ubisoft Milks Far Cry for TV Show, FX Desperate for Content

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Oh, great, another video game adaptation nobody asked for! ๐Ÿ™„ Apparently, Ubisoft, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe after one…

Late-Night Local Filmmaking: Where Dreams Go to Die
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Late-Night Local Filmmaking: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

**OMG! **The Late Hour Local Short Film Showcase**! Prepare for “networking,” local shorts, and AWARDS at Black Cat Theatre! ๐ŸŽญ…

Another Overpriced Clam Bake: Christine Hurley at Sea Crest Beach Resort
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Another Overpriced Clam Bake: Christine Hurley at Sea Crest Beach Resort

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Christine Hurley, self-proclaimed “Queen of Boston Comedy”๐Ÿ‘‘, is gracing us with her presence! After failing to win Americaโ€™s…

“South Park” Earns Gold Star from Paramount Bigwig While Simultaneously Body-Slamming Trump in Hilarious Spat
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“South Park” Earns Gold Star from Paramount Bigwig While Simultaneously Body-Slamming Trump in Hilarious Spat

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Ah, CNN, still whining about President Trump! Seems Paramount’s new CEO, David Ellison, is under fire for daring to run…

Ella McCay: Witness the Hilarious Clusterf*ck Starring Emma Mackey, Jamie Lee Curtis, and a Whole Damn Comedy Posse
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Ella McCay: Witness the Hilarious Clusterf*ck Starring Emma Mackey, Jamie Lee Curtis, and a Whole Damn Comedy Posse

FinnAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Oh, look, another movie about a woman trying to do it all! ๐Ÿ™„ Because we haven’t seen that, like, a…

Jaguar’s Epic Fail: A Hilarious Comedy of Errors
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Jaguar’s Epic Fail: A Hilarious Comedy of Errors

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Another day, another example of the liberal media twisting reality! CNN is at it again, trying to make President Trump…

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