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The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 14, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Jamie Lever, daughter of THAT Jhonny Lever, is gracing The Space at Westbury, NY, on August 30, 2025,…

Night at the Museum: More Like Day of the Same Old Crud
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Night at the Museum: More Like Day of the Same Old Crud

FinnJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, great, another reboot! 🙄 Because Hollywood is just overflowing with original ideas, right? 20th Century Studios is apparently so…

SpongeBob’s Back, Still Square, Still Pants-Obsessed, Who Cares
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SpongeBob’s Back, Still Square, Still Pants-Obsessed, Who Cares

FinnJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

SpongeBob, that porous yellow menace, is, like, totally a sponge, duh 🙄. Which means he’s basically immortal. Try killing a…

Pam Bondi’s Epic Fail: Epstein File Fiasco a Comedy of Errors
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Pam Bondi’s Epic Fail: Epstein File Fiasco a Comedy of Errors

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They whine that the Trump…

‘M3GAN 2.0’: More Like ‘MEH-GAN 2.0’ am I Right
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‘M3GAN 2.0’: More Like ‘MEH-GAN 2.0’ am I Right

FinnJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Jason Blum, the Nostradamus of cheap thrills and jump scares, has bravely admitted that trying to turn M3GAN into a…

Fort Collins, CO: Get Ready for Some Excitement (Or Not)
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Fort Collins, CO: Get Ready for Some Excitement (Or Not)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

Oh, Fort Collins! 🙄 Prepare for “Popular Events” and “Happening Vibes.” ðŸĪŠ Because who needs a life when you can…

Jamie Lever’s stand-up: Prepare for uncontrollable laughter or your money back (not really)
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Jamie Lever’s stand-up: Prepare for uncontrollable laughter or your money back (not really)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

**OMG! ðŸĪĢ😂 Prepare for “The JAMIE LEVER Show” on August 16, 2025, in San Jose! Daughter of Jhonny Lever attempts…

Roosters, Brews, and You Losing Your Pants: Denver’s Comedy & Beer Fest
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Roosters, Brews, and You Losing Your Pants: Denver’s Comedy & Beer Fest

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

**OMG! Denver’s “BrewHaha” Fest! ðŸĪĢ Colorado craft beer 🍚 + stand-up comedy ðŸŽĪ at Asterisk, Denver, August 16. Unlimited beer…

Arnold’s Biggest Paycheck: You Won’t Believe This Cinematic Masterpiece (Spoiler: It’s Probably Terrible)
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Arnold’s Biggest Paycheck: You Won’t Believe This Cinematic Masterpiece (Spoiler: It’s Probably Terrible)

FinnJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Arnold Schwarzenegger, the guy who single-handedly made biceps cool and explosions even cooler, has been in some cinematic masterpieces. The…

Sherlock Holmes 3: Is This Thing Even Still a Thing? Jared Harris Has Opinions
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Sherlock Holmes 3: Is This Thing Even Still a Thing? Jared Harris Has Opinions

FinnJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

So, Jared Harris, bless his heart 🙄, apparently has “no clue” what’s going on with the third Sherlock Holmes movie.…

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