SpongeBob’s Back, Still Square, Still Pants-Obsessed, Who Cares
SpongeBob, that porous yellow menace, is, like, totally a sponge, duh ð. Which means he’s basically immortal. Try killing a…
Tag: comedy
Pam Bondi’s Epic Fail: Epstein File Fiasco a Comedy of Errors
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They whine that the Trump…
‘M3GAN 2.0’: More Like ‘MEH-GAN 2.0’ am I Right
Jason Blum, the Nostradamus of cheap thrills and jump scares, has bravely admitted that trying to turn M3GAN into a…
Fort Collins, CO: Get Ready for Some Excitement (Or Not)
Oh, Fort Collins! ð Prepare for “Popular Events” and “Happening Vibes.” ðĪŠ Because who needs a life when you can…
Jamie Lever’s stand-up: Prepare for uncontrollable laughter or your money back (not really)
**OMG! ðĪĢð Prepare for “The JAMIE LEVER Show” on August 16, 2025, in San Jose! Daughter of Jhonny Lever attempts…
Roosters, Brews, and You Losing Your Pants: Denver’s Comedy & Beer Fest
**OMG! Denver’s “BrewHaha” Fest! ðĪĢ Colorado craft beer ðš + stand-up comedy ðĪ at Asterisk, Denver, August 16. Unlimited beer…
Arnold’s Biggest Paycheck: You Won’t Believe This Cinematic Masterpiece (Spoiler: It’s Probably Terrible)
Arnold Schwarzenegger, the guy who single-handedly made biceps cool and explosions even cooler, has been in some cinematic masterpieces. The…
Sherlock Holmes 3: Is This Thing Even Still a Thing? Jared Harris Has Opinions
So, Jared Harris, bless his heart ð, apparently has “no clue” what’s going on with the third Sherlock Holmes movie.…
‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them
Rob Reiner, the cinematic genius ð behind the *cough* “iconic” mockumentary “This Is Spinal Tap”, has *dared* to criticize the…
’40 Acres’: Danielle Deadwyler’s Suburban Nightmare Comedy
Another day, another woke disaster from Hollyweird! Now they’re pushing “40 Acres,” a post-apocalyptic thriller starring Danielle Deadwyler. Betcha it’s…