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Spaceballs 2: The Squeakquel – Because Original Ideas Are Hard
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Spaceballs 2: The Squeakquel – Because Original Ideas Are Hard

FinnJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

OMG! 😱 ‘Spaceballs 2’ is actually happening! Like, for realz? 🤣 I thought Mel Brooks was, like, a fossil by…

Ozzy’s DNA For Sale: Now You Can Be The Prince Of Darkness (And Drool On Yourself) For Just $450
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Ozzy’s DNA For Sale: Now You Can Be The Prince Of Darkness (And Drool On Yourself) For Just $450

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because Liquid Death, those purveyors of overpriced water for edgy teens, have officially jumped the shark…

The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare for Peak Cringe
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare for Peak Cringe

Chuck B. BallsyJune 16, 2025

OMG!🤡 Jamie Lever, daughter of THAT guy, is gracing San Jose (and Rahway, NJ?) on August 16, 2025! Union County…

FUBAR Season 2: More Explosions, Less Brains, Still Watching
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FUBAR Season 2: More Explosions, Less Brains, Still Watching

FinnJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

‘FUBAR’ Season 2 earns a participation trophy of 7 out of 10 stars. Yes, you read that right. SEVEN. OUT.…

Roosters: Comedy so bad, you’ll want to CLUCK yourself
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Roosters: Comedy so bad, you’ll want to CLUCK yourself

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

🤣💨 Tokes & Jokes: Colorado’s Groundbreaking Comedy & Cannab*s Spectacle! Prepare for uncontrollable laughter (maybe)! Tetra Lounge, Denver, CO, is…

“BURT” TOLEDO’S Cinematic Masterpiece: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!
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“BURT” TOLEDO’S Cinematic Masterpiece: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

“BURT” wins BEST COMEDY FEATURE (Cinequest Film Festival), BEST PICTURE (Phoenix Film Festival), BEST SCREENPLAY (Florida Film Festival) 🏆. It’s…

Riot Comedy Club’s “Sunday Night Standup”: Guaranteed to Offend At Least One Person
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Riot Comedy Club’s “Sunday Night Standup”: Guaranteed to Offend At Least One Person

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL! 😂 Netflix, HBO, Comedy Central rejects are invading! 🤪 At least there’s booze, right? 🍻…

Houston’s “Funniest” Comedian? Yeah, Right
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Houston’s “Funniest” Comedian? Yeah, Right

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL 😂! Riot Comedy Club, the “perfect destination,” dares to offer stand-up from Netflix rejects and…

Vintage Comedy: Prepare to Giggle Like It’s 1923
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Vintage Comedy: Prepare to Giggle Like It’s 1923

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Museum of Interesting Things presents: Classic Comedy Secret Speakeasy! Chaplin, Costello & Hardy Vintage 16mm short film Festival!…

Chingo Bling Invades Fresno: Prepare for the Spicy Apocalypse, June 7, 2025
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Chingo Bling Invades Fresno: Prepare for the Spicy Apocalypse, June 7, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 6, 2025

OMG! 🙄Chingo Bling, the *cough* “comedian,” is gracing us with his presence! 🎉 Rapper, actor, producer… yeah, right. 🤣 He…

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