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Owen Wilson’s Nose Dives Back Into the ‘Meet The Parents’ Dumpster Fire
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Owen Wilson’s Nose Dives Back Into the ‘Meet The Parents’ Dumpster Fire

FinnJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, they’re doing another ‘Meet the Parents’ movie? 🙄 Is nothing sacred anymore? Are we really scraping…

‘M3GAN 2.0’: Still More Annoying Than Your Little Cousin
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‘M3GAN 2.0’: Still More Annoying Than Your Little Cousin

FinnJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Dropping like a bad habit in theaters June 27 is ‘M3GAN 2.0,’ written and directed by the guy who apparently…

SIX FEET UNDER to Drag EXHORDER, WRETCHED, and INCITE on a September/October 2025 “Comedy” Tour
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SIX FEET UNDER to Drag EXHORDER, WRETCHED, and INCITE on a September/October 2025 “Comedy” Tour

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Behold, the geriatric giants of guttural groans, SIX FEET UNDER, are crawling out of their crypts for a U.S. tour…

Musk’s X Marks the Spot for Epic Fail Branding
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Musk’s X Marks the Spot for Epic Fail Branding

Chuck B. BallsyJune 25, 2025

**Oh, honey, get ready for the DISTILLERY COMEDY TOUR at CORBIN CASH! 🤣 Tickets are like your ex—once you commit,…

NYC Dems’ Mayoral Pick: A Comedy Show No One Asked For
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NYC Dems’ Mayoral Pick: A Comedy Show No One Asked For

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 24, 2025

Another day, another circus in the once-great city of New York, now a festering pit of liberalism! CNN reports that…

The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral

Chuck B. BallsyJune 19, 2025

**OMG! 🤣Get ready, Chicago! Jamie Lever, (Jhonny’s kiddo!) is gracing Yellow Box, 1635 Emerson Ln, Naperville, IL 60540, USA on…

‘Bride Hard’ or ‘Bride So Hard She Forgot the Comedy Part’ | CNN
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‘Bride Hard’ or ‘Bride So Hard She Forgot the Comedy Part’ | CNN

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Another Hollywood Blockbuster? More like another opportunity for the woke mob to sneak their leftist garbage into our theaters! “Bride…

Spaceballs 2: The Squeakquel – Because Original Ideas Are Hard
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Spaceballs 2: The Squeakquel – Because Original Ideas Are Hard

FinnJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

OMG! 😱 ‘Spaceballs 2’ is actually happening! Like, for realz? 🤣 I thought Mel Brooks was, like, a fossil by…

Ozzy’s DNA For Sale: Now You Can Be The Prince Of Darkness (And Drool On Yourself) For Just $450
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Ozzy’s DNA For Sale: Now You Can Be The Prince Of Darkness (And Drool On Yourself) For Just $450

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because Liquid Death, those purveyors of overpriced water for edgy teens, have officially jumped the shark…

The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare for Peak Cringe
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare for Peak Cringe

Chuck B. BallsyJune 16, 2025

OMG!🤡 Jamie Lever, daughter of THAT guy, is gracing San Jose (and Rahway, NJ?) on August 16, 2025! Union County…

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