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West Point Band Plays Free Concert Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Time

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Get ready for a night of epic music 🎵! West Point Band Free Concert 🎶 is coming to Lehman Center…

Breaking News: David Lee Roth Randomly Shows Up at Coachella Because He Heard There Would Be Free Avocado Toast and Proceeds to Butcher VAN HALEN’s ‘Jump’ with Some Guy Named Teddy Swims
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Breaking News: David Lee Roth Randomly Shows Up at Coachella Because He Heard There Would Be Free Avocado Toast and Proceeds to Butcher VAN HALEN’s ‘Jump’ with Some Guy Named Teddy Swims

Chord F. DiscordApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

Breaking news: the coachella festival just got a whole lot more interesting, and by interesting, I mean old 🤣. David…

Deicide in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)
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Deicide in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Death metal band from Tampa, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Rotting Christ in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)
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Rotting Christ in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Melodic black metal from Athens, Greek Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Immolation in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)
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Immolation in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Death metal from Yonkers, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Lowheaven in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)
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Lowheaven in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Post-metal from Toronto, Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Den Of Wolves in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)
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Den Of Wolves in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Groove metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Dotmemoria in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)
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Dotmemoria in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Hardcore (?) from NC with members of Valletta and Faith & Fiction Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

OMG You Guys CORROSION OF CONFORMITY Finally Found a Drummer Who Can Tolerate Them
Breaking News: CORROSION OF CONFORMITY Finds New Drummer, World Somehow Still Spinning 🌎🤯
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OMG You Guys CORROSION OF CONFORMITY Finally Found a Drummer Who Can Tolerate Them

Chord F. DiscordApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

It’s not every day that a band finds a new drummer, but when they do, it’s a momentous occasion that…

📻 Radio Dead End: vol. 1: Listening to «VA — The Holy Bible 1992—2002» 💀 | (320 kbps)
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📻 Radio Dead End: vol. 1: Listening to «VA — The Holy Bible 1992—2002» 💀 | (320 kbps)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell sing.» ⚰️🎤 Welcome to the debut broadcast of Radio Dead…

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