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Remember When Arch Enemy Was Metal?
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Remember When Arch Enemy Was Metal?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 19, 2026

Not a soulless tribute act swapping the same polished glam mannequins at the mic Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

FOO FIGHTERS Announce New Album ‘Your Favorite Toy’, Drop Title Track That’s Probably Better Than Your Childhood Teddy Bear
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FOO FIGHTERS Announce New Album ‘Your Favorite Toy’, Drop Title Track That’s Probably Better Than Your Childhood Teddy Bear

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

FOO FIGHTERS Drop New Single That’s Basically Your Ex’s Revenge Playlist Well, well, well—if it isn’t Dave Grohl and the…

Top 5 Worst Metal Covers of Pop Songs
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Top 5 Worst Metal Covers of Pop Songs

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 18, 2026

Some pop songs should never be “metalized.” Research based on gatekeeping, bad moods, and loud opinions Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

Top 5 Most Underrated Nu Metal Bands of the 2000s
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Top 5 Most Underrated Nu Metal Bands of the 2000s

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 17, 2026

These bands had the riffs, the anger, and the chaos… but no radio love, no MTV rotation, and zero industry…

RIP Mark Sawickis of Impetigo
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RIP Mark Sawickis of Impetigo

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 16, 2026

A true underground legend Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Top 5 Most Hated Bands in Modern Metal
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Top 5 Most Hated Bands in Modern Metal

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 16, 2026

Welcome to Modern Metal’s Hall of Shame — the 5 bands true metalheads love to hate Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

Opeth in Houston, TX (02/15/2026)
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Opeth in Houston, TX (02/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Progressive metal from Stockholm, Sweden Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Katatonia in Houston, TX (02/15/2026)
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Katatonia in Houston, TX (02/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Heavy metal band from Stockholm, Sweden Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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2026 FuelFest West Palm Beach: Where Gas Guzzlers Get Their Glory

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Get ready for year 5 in South Florida! FuelFest is invading the South Florida Fairgrounds like it’s a Fast &…

Macabre in Raleigh, NC (02/14/2026)
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Macabre in Raleigh, NC (02/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Death Metal from Turnersville, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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