TOM KEIFER Still Singing Cinderella Songs Because You Wont Let Him Retire
Breaking News: Tom Keifer Still Exists and is Making Music, Somehow 🤯 Oh boy, are you guys ready for some…
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SKILLET To Finally Release Something New Because You’ve All Been Clamoring For More Of The Same Old Stuff In July; ‘Comatose: 20 Years, Still Screaming Tour’ To Launch This Fall Because They Still Can’t Sell Out A Decent Venue
Get ready to scream, folks! 🎸🔊 Christian rockers SKILLET have just announced their explosive new single, “Scream”, and it’s about…
Average Metalhead Phone Call 🍻
Narrator: It was not one shot Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
OZZY OSBOURNE’s Super Gross Throne That He Probably Peed On A Few Times To Be Glorified At Birmingham Museum & Art Gallery Like It’s A Real Historical Artifact Or Something
The throne, which was last seen at the “Back To The Beginning” concert, will be on display from Wednesday, July…
Family Dinner Gone Wrong 💀
Nobody at the table had the same reaction Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Display of Big Hair and Bigger Egos as DOKKEN Attempts to Relive the Glory Days at the Somewhat Still Relevant Whisky A Go Go
Breaking news: DOKKEN is still alive and rocking (kind of) 🤘! Videographer Dan Petry has uploaded a video of their…
Spite in Charlotte, NC (06/18/2026)
Deathcore from Southern California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Emmure in Charlotte, NC (06/18/2026)
Metalcore from New Fairfield, Connecticut Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Breaking Sad: When Your Metal Bro Crosses the Line
After years of friendship, he finally admitted it Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
BREAKING OZZY OSBOURNE Just Got a Statue and Now He’s Officially More Metal Than Your Entire Existence At Hellfest 2026
Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🤘 A gigantic statue of the one and only Ozzy Osbourne…