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LAMB OF GOD Drops By Philly For Surprise Gig Because Why Not Celebrate ‘Into Oblivion’ With Oblivion?
OMG, LAMB OF GOD is doing a super secret tiny concert in Philly and you're invited to beg for tickets like it's Black Friday at Walmart!
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LAMB OF GOD Drops By Philly For Surprise Gig Because Why Not Celebrate ‘Into Oblivion’ With Oblivion?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

So, apparently LAMB OF GOD thinks they’re too cool for stadiums now and are playing at Philadelphia’s TLA (Theatre of…

ALICE COOPER Releases Memoir ‘Devil On My Shoulder’—Because Who Needs Therapy When You Can Write a Book?
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ALICE COOPER Releases Memoir ‘Devil On My Shoulder’—Because Who Needs Therapy When You Can Write a Book?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

Alice Cooper is back, baby! And this time, he’s not just coming to rock your face off with a chainsaw…

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Dat 1 Shhh The Concert: RichRo 4L B Day Bash & Friends (Because Why Not?)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**Get Ready for the biggest B Day Party & Concert with Rich Ro 4L, Jordan Perfect, Wheel Chair Goat, Lonnie…

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“Finally, a Party Where the American Songbook Gets More Love Than Your Ex’s Playlist”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**Temple Ambler’s Annual Songbook Soiree: A Night of Big Band Brilliance!** 🎶 Location: The Learning Center Auditorium at Temple University…

“Tay-Tay’s Drag-tastic Eras Extravaganza Hits Austin: Prepare for Glitter, Gags, and Gowns!”
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“Tay-Tay’s Drag-tastic Eras Extravaganza Hits Austin: Prepare for Glitter, Gags, and Gowns!”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

Taylor Swift’s “The Eras Tour” Hits Austin in a Drag-tastic Spectacle! Event ended, folks! 🎤 The queens took the stage…

Katatonia in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)
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Katatonia in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

Swedish heavy metal Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Rivers of Nihil in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)
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Rivers of Nihil in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

"Where Owls Know My Name"! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Events

“Rum Punch Brunch: Eat. Sip. Chill. Repeat Until You Forget Your Own Name”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 5, 2026

**🎉 Season X Begins — 10 Years of Culture. One Sunday at a Time.** Rum Punch Brunch returns **March 15th…

MR. BIG Throws A 30th Birthday Bash For ‘Hey Man’ With Shiny New Vinyl, Fancy Remaster, And A Whole Lot Of Nostalgia
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MR. BIG Throws A 30th Birthday Bash For ‘Hey Man’ With Shiny New Vinyl, Fancy Remaster, And A Whole Lot Of Nostalgia

Chord F. DiscordMarch 4, 2026March 4, 2026

Oh great, it’s MR. BIG’s 30th anniversary, and you know what that means — another cash grab disguised as a…

METALLICA: Because Las Vegas Wasn’t Loud Enough, Here Come Six More Shows to Melt Your Ears at the Sphere
Hold Onto Your Mosh Pits, Nerds: METALLICA Is Coming to Sphere, and Your Bank Account Will Never Recover
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METALLICA: Because Las Vegas Wasn’t Loud Enough, Here Come Six More Shows to Melt Your Ears at the Sphere

Chord F. DiscordMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Oh look, another announcement that’s going to make every metalhead with disposable income hyperventilate. METALLICA, those delightful four horsemen of…

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