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OPETH Finally Explains What ‘Paragraph Seven’ Means And It Will Change Your Life Forever (NOT CLICKBAIT)
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OPETH Finally Explains What ‘Paragraph Seven’ Means And It Will Change Your Life Forever (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

OPETH is back, and they’ve got a new video for you, you lucky, lucky degenerates. 🤘 If you’re looking for…

BRING ME THE HORIZON Announces ‘L.I.V.E. In São Paulo (Live Immersive Virtual Experiment)’ Cinema Event
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BRING ME THE HORIZON Announces ‘L.I.V.E. In São Paulo (Live Immersive Virtual Experiment)’ Cinema Event

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

🚨 ALERT: METAL GODS BLESS MORTALS WITH “L.I.V.E. IN SÃO PAULO” 🚨 Brace Yourselves for the Most “Immersive” Experience Since…

Олег Скрипка и «Вопли Видоплясова»/Oleg Skrypka & Vopli Vidopliassova in Charlotte, NC (01/16/2026)
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Олег Скрипка и «Вопли Видоплясова»/Oleg Skrypka & Vopli Vidopliassova in Charlotte, NC (01/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Лидер украинской группы «Воплі Відоплясова» Олег Скрипка с концертом в Шарлотт, Северная Каролина, в рамках своего нового тура по США/Oleg…

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Homecoming: Because the Dead Never Really Die, Just Jam in the Afterlife

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Join us this Saturday, January 17, at 12:45 pm PT at Civic Center Plaza in San Francisco for a “free…

WITHIN TEMPTATION and SMASH INTO PIECES Somehow Manage to Not Explode During ‘Somebody Like You’ Video
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WITHIN TEMPTATION and SMASH INTO PIECES Somehow Manage to Not Explode During ‘Somebody Like You’ Video

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Step right up, music lovers, and witness the symphonic miracle! 🎭 Your favorite symphonic metal overlords, WITHIN TEMPTATION, have decided…

CFP Foundation Pays Teachers To Attend Summit, Not To Buy Desks
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CFP Foundation Pays Teachers To Attend Summit, Not To Buy Desks

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

Teachers, rejoice! The 2026 Extra Yard for Teachers Summit in Miami is here to distract you from your crippling debt…

A ‘Phenomenal’ Actor Has Been Picked To Play The Prince of Darkness In Upcoming Biopic
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A ‘Phenomenal’ Actor Has Been Picked To Play The Prince of Darkness In Upcoming Biopic

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Hold onto your bat-biting handbags, rock and roll eternity enthusiasts, because the saga of the Prince of Darkness is officially…

THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER Wastes No Time Booking Yet Another Tour For 2026, Dragging THE ACACIA STRAIN Along For The Ride
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THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER Wastes No Time Booking Yet Another Tour For 2026, Dragging THE ACACIA STRAIN Along For The Ride

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The Black Dahlia Murder Is Literally Coming To Your Town To End Your Ears (And Maybe Your…

Bob Weir of Grateful Dead Finally Gives Up the Ghost at 78
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Bob Weir of Grateful Dead Finally Gives Up the Ghost at 78

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Bobby Weir Finally Checks Out After 78 Years of Confusing Audiences With That One Chord 🚨 In a…

Aster Aweke and Ephrem Amare Live Concert: When Legends Decide to Break the Internet One Note at a Time
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Aster Aweke and Ephrem Amare Live Concert: When Legends Decide to Break the Internet One Note at a Time

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Two legends will scream into microphones in DC this weekend—your eardrums have been warned!🚨 🗓️ Saturday, February 22, 2025…

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