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Secret Idol in Salisbury, NC (08/15/2026)
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Secret Idol in Salisbury, NC (08/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2026August 17, 2026

Dark alternativefrom Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Divinicide in Salisbury, NC (08/15/2026)
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Divinicide in Salisbury, NC (08/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2026August 17, 2026

3 piece Deathcore/Deathmetal from Salisbury, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Doro still rocking at 57 because metal is cheaper than Botox
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Doro still rocking at 57 because metal is cheaper than Botox

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, German metal queen Doro Pesch has revealed that she’s still going strong after four…

Abbath Throws Epic Tantrum Cuts Show After 2 Whole Minutes Of Tolerating Humans
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Abbath Throws Epic Tantrum Cuts Show After 2 Whole Minutes Of Tolerating Humans

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse has finally arrived: Abbath’s concert lasted a whole 2 minutes 🀯! I mean, who needs a…

Kennedy Center pays big for Trumping up the lineup
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Kennedy Center pays big for Trumping up the lineup

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Washington, DC, judge has ordered the Kennedy Center to pay…

Hoobastank Still Exists Somehow
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Hoobastank Still Exists Somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

OH BOY, IT’S TIME TO BREAK OUT THE FLANNELS AND SKINNY JEANS, FOLKS! πŸŽ‰ Hoobastank is back and celebrating the…

Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Releases Ever What’s New in Home Video – Project Hail Mary!
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Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Releases Ever What’s New in Home Video – Project Hail Mary!

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

This week’s releases are so lit, you’ll need shades to read about them! πŸ•ΆοΈπŸ‘€ We’ve got a bunch of awesome…

Muse in Charlotte, NC (08/10/2026)
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Muse in Charlotte, NC (08/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 11, 2026August 17, 2026

English rock band from Teignmouth, Devon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Muse in Charlotte, NC (08/10/2026)
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Muse in Charlotte, NC (08/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 11, 2026

English rock band from Teignmouth, Devon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Anthrax somehow still exists and Darby Todd is drumming now
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Anthrax somehow still exists and Darby Todd is drumming now

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? I mean, I’m not, but I’ll tell you anyway πŸ™„.…

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