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KREATOR Declares War on American Sleep Schedules With CARCASS in 2026
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KREATOR Declares War on American Sleep Schedules With CARCASS in 2026

Chord F. DiscordDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

GERMAN METAL TITANS KREATOR DESCEND UPON AMERICA LIKE A HORDE OF ENRAGED BAVARIAN WEREWOLVES WITH A NEW ALBUM CALLED ‘KRUSHERS…

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Chuck B. BallsyDecember 8, 2025

German heavy metal from from Solingen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Accept in Charles Town, West Virginia (12/06/2025)
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Accept in Charles Town, West Virginia (12/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 8, 2025

German heavy metal from from Solingen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

YKNiece Live In Dallas – The Hottest Show You’ll Regret Paying For
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YKNiece Live In Dallas – The Hottest Show You’ll Regret Paying For

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 7, 2025

YKNiece’s Dallas concert ended, leaving ticketholders with priceless memories and empty wallets. 🎤💀 Eventbrite’s conversion bar weeps, offering “Explore similar…

Santa’s Jingle Bell Jamboree to Save the Holiday Spirit from Grinches
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Santa’s Jingle Bell Jamboree to Save the Holiday Spirit from Grinches

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 7, 2025

When a Christmas concert ends, the real magic begins… in the Help Center! 🎄😂 The Nashville African American Wind Symphony’s…

Pg. 99 in NYC, New York (12/06/2025)
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Pg. 99 in NYC, New York (12/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 7, 2025

Another HAMAS lovers from Sterling, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Kylesa in NYC, New York (12/06/2025)
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Kylesa in NYC, New York (12/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 7, 2025

Progressive/Psychedelic Sludge Metal from Savannah, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Splean («Сплин») in San Francisco, CA (12/02/2025)
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Splean («Сплин») in San Francisco, CA (12/02/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 4, 2025

Song «Мое сердце»/(My heart) Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Guns N’ Roses Vomits Out Two New Singles, ‘Nothin” And ‘Atlas’
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Guns N’ Roses Vomits Out Two New Singles, ‘Nothin” And ‘Atlas’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 4, 2025December 4, 2025

OMG! 🚨GUNS N’ ROSES🚨 just dropped two new singles! 🙄 Because, you know, we were all *dying* for more Axl…

GODSMACK Announces Summer 2026 European Tour (For the 7 People Still Listening)
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GODSMACK Announces Summer 2026 European Tour (For the 7 People Still Listening)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

GODSMACK, those purveyors of, uh, “music,” have announced a whopping dozen or so European shows for the distant year of…

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