Back in the ’80s and ’90s metal concerts started long before the venue doors opened ๐บ
Now we stretch our backs, drink sparkling water, and talk about sleep schedules before the pit ๐

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โThe Sultan of Snark,โ is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, heโs always the MVP. ๐๐ค
