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ALICE COOPER Releases Memoir ‘Devil On My Shoulder’—Because Who Needs Therapy When You Can Write a Book?
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ALICE COOPER Releases Memoir ‘Devil On My Shoulder’—Because Who Needs Therapy When You Can Write a Book?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

Alice Cooper is back, baby! And this time, he’s not just coming to rock your face off with a chainsaw…

Katatonia in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)
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Katatonia in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

Swedish heavy metal Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Rivers of Nihil in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)
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Rivers of Nihil in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

"Where Owls Know My Name"! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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“Rum Punch Brunch: Eat. Sip. Chill. Repeat Until You Forget Your Own Name”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 5, 2026

**🎉 Season X Begins — 10 Years of Culture. One Sunday at a Time.** Rum Punch Brunch returns **March 15th…

MR. BIG Throws A 30th Birthday Bash For ‘Hey Man’ With Shiny New Vinyl, Fancy Remaster, And A Whole Lot Of Nostalgia
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MR. BIG Throws A 30th Birthday Bash For ‘Hey Man’ With Shiny New Vinyl, Fancy Remaster, And A Whole Lot Of Nostalgia

Chord F. DiscordMarch 4, 2026March 4, 2026

Oh great, it’s MR. BIG’s 30th anniversary, and you know what that means — another cash grab disguised as a…

METALLICA: Because Las Vegas Wasn’t Loud Enough, Here Come Six More Shows to Melt Your Ears at the Sphere
Hold Onto Your Mosh Pits, Nerds: METALLICA Is Coming to Sphere, and Your Bank Account Will Never Recover
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METALLICA: Because Las Vegas Wasn’t Loud Enough, Here Come Six More Shows to Melt Your Ears at the Sphere

Chord F. DiscordMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Oh look, another announcement that’s going to make every metalhead with disposable income hyperventilate. METALLICA, those delightful four horsemen of…

FEAR FACTORY’s DINO CAZARES SHUTS DOOR ON Ex-Members: ‘Chapter Closed Forever, No Key Under Mat’
FEAR FACTORY's Dino Cazares is done with his ex-bandmates, and he wants everyone to know it—preferably without getting angry emails about it
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FEAR FACTORY’s DINO CAZARES SHUTS DOOR ON Ex-Members: ‘Chapter Closed Forever, No Key Under Mat’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

FEAR FACTORY’s founding guitarist Dino Cazares has officially closed the door on working with any former members of the band,…

BEHEMOTH’s Bangkok Concert: Where Even The Gods Of Death Metal Were Like “Bruh, That’s Too Much”
BEHEMOTH Brings the Fire (and Blasphemy) to Bangkok, While India Cowers in Fear
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BEHEMOTH’s Bangkok Concert: Where Even The Gods Of Death Metal Were Like “Bruh, That’s Too Much”

Chord F. DiscordMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Well, well, well, look who decided to grace Thailand with their unholy presence! BEHEMOTH, the Polish black/death metal titans who’ve…

Cephalotripsy in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)
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Cephalotripsy in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Slam/Brutal Death Metal from San Diego, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Saturnus in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)
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Saturnus in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Melodic Doom/Death Metal from Denmark Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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