DORO Drowns In New Music Video For ‘Warriors Of The Kiddie Pool’
Doro Pesch, the undisputed German metal queen (according to her PR team, at least), has unleashed upon the world the…
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Doro Pesch, the undisputed German metal queen (according to her PR team, at least), has unleashed upon the world the…
True metalheads! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as βThe Sultan of Snark,β is a…
So, apparently, SEPULTURA, the band that’s been threatening to retire since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth, has a new drummer.…
Ahoy, shipmates! Get ready to drain your bank accounts πΈ because 70000 Tons Of Metal, the only metal cruise that…
OMG! π± Another band member bites the dust! π Apparently, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS’ resident stickman Eric Kretz has decided that…
When the metal crushes you Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as βThe Sultan of…
Another tourist bites the dust in Puerto Rico, and guess what? It involves a Bad Bunny concert! Surprise, surprise, it…
So, apparently, AEROSMITH, those dinosaurs of rock, are contemplating *another* farewell concert? π Like, haven’t they milked this retirement thing…
That was epic! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as βThe Sultan of Snark,β is…
In an interview with the Mike James Rock Show π€ (because who else would care?), FEAR FACTORY’s new singer Milo…