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Johnson Says “No Epsteining” Until September, House Gets Nada
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Johnson Says “No Epsteining” Until September, House Gets Nada

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

The swamp creatures in Congress are at it again, folks! Now they’re demanding we release every last scrap of paper…

PBS and NPR: Senate Might Defund to Save America From Sesame Street and Tiny Desk Concerts
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PBS and NPR: Senate Might Defund to Save America From Sesame Street and Tiny Desk Concerts

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! CNN is crying about the possibility of PBS and NPR losing…

Supreme Court Okay with Trump Firing Teachers En Masse LOL
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Supreme Court Okay with Trump Firing Teachers En Masse LOL

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

The Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom, has given President Trump the green light to proceed with his plan to…

GOP Senators Think Their Russia Sanctions Bill Is a ‘Sledgehammer’ and Not, Like, a Tiny Rubber Chicken for Trump to End War
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GOP Senators Think Their Russia Sanctions Bill Is a ‘Sledgehammer’ and Not, Like, a Tiny Rubber Chicken for Trump to End War

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2025July 13, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is panicking because President Trump is about to drop the hammer on Putin! Lindsey Graham and…

Hakeem Jeffries and Other NYC Dems About to Get Mamdani’d by Far-Left Cronies, Says CNN (LOL)
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Hakeem Jeffries and Other NYC Dems About to Get Mamdani’d by Far-Left Cronies, Says CNN (LOL)

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Folks, the Socialist takeover of New York City continues! Fresh off their “victory” in the mayoral primary (thanks to ranked-choice…

Hegseth Goes Rogue, Pulls a Fast One on Biden With Ukraine Weaponry, Sources Say
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Hegseth Goes Rogue, Pulls a Fast One on Biden With Ukraine Weaponry, Sources Say

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another day, another deep state drama! It seems our esteemed Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, a true patriot, dared to…

CNN Asks: Is Trump So Popular He’ll Accidentally Make Republicans Lose Congress?
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CNN Asks: Is Trump So Popular He’ll Accidentally Make Republicans Lose Congress?

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

Looks like the RINOs are finally getting the message: toe the line or get out! Sen. Thom Tillis and Rep.…

Trump’s “Major” Win: Congress Finally Passes Something (Barely)
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Trump’s “Major” Win: Congress Finally Passes Something (Barely)

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

CNN, still whining after all these years! Apparently, Republican lawmakers, those brave patriots, have handed our glorious President Trump his…

Fireworks, Hot Dogs, and Gas: What’ll Bankrupt You Faster This 4th of July Weekend
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Fireworks, Hot Dogs, and Gas: What’ll Bankrupt You Faster This 4th of July Weekend

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to spin the narrative even when things are going great under President Trump’s leadership! They’re practically…

5 Things You ABSOLUTELY MUST Know Today (Or the Liberal Media Will Get You)
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5 Things You ABSOLUTELY MUST Know Today (Or the Liberal Media Will Get You)

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Ah, the Fourth of July, when real Americans celebrate freedom while the libtards plot the downfall of our great nation!…

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