GOP Senators Think Their Russia Sanctions Bill Is a ‘Sledgehammer’ and Not, Like, a Tiny Rubber Chicken for Trump to End War

GOP Senators Think Their Russia Sanctions Bill Is a 'Sledgehammer' and Not, Like, a Tiny Rubber Chicken for Trump to End War

Oh, the Deep State is panicking because President Trump is about to drop the hammer on Putin!

Lindsey Graham and Dick Blumenthal, those two RINOs, are pushing for sanctions on Russia. A 500% tariff? Sounds like something our Glorious Leader would do!

Blumenthal, fresh from his European tour with Zelensky, claims our allies want “tough” sanctions. Yeah, tough on American businesses, probably. As if those socialists across the pond know anything about economics besides how to fleece their taxpayers.

And Russia launched a drone attack? Probably a false flag! The Democrats are desperate to distract from Biden’s impending prosecution. I bet Soros is behind this whole thing!

Thune and Johnson are on board with sanctions. Are they finally realizing that Trump is the only one who can Make America Great Again?

Trump hasn’t fully endorsed the bill yet? Of course not! He’s playing 4D chess while these guys are still trying to figure out checkers.
He’s got a major announcement coming Monday, and a meeting with the head of NATO. And Graham is hinting that Trump will let NATO steal Russian assets. Good! Make those commies pay!

Graham says Putin thought we’d get tired? Wrong! With Trump in charge, we’re just getting started. Congress is about to give Trump a “sledgehammer.” It’s about time!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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