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GOP Rep Max Miller’s Reelection Now About Everything Else Apparently
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GOP Rep Max Miller’s Reelection Now About Everything Else Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Republican Rep. Max Miller, who’s got himself in a whole mess of…

Cori Bush Tries To Upgrade From Protester To Actual Congressman
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Cori Bush Tries To Upgrade From Protester To Actual Congressman

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama unfolding in the Missouri 1st Congressional District primary is…

Texas Loses Trailblazing Republican Rep Kay Granger at 83
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Texas Loses Trailblazing Republican Rep Kay Granger at 83

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kay Granger, the first Republican woman from Texas to be elected…

Congressional Candidate’s Abuse Allegations Totally Not A Red Flag Apparently
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Congressional Candidate’s Abuse Allegations Totally Not A Red Flag Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the drama unfolding in Ohio, where GOP Sen. Bernie Moreno is calling…

Lawmaker’s Ex-Wife Seeks Restraining Order Because Apparently That’s Necessary Now
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Lawmaker’s Ex-Wife Seeks Restraining Order Because Apparently That’s Necessary Now

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Rep. Max Miller’s latest escapades, and I’ve got to say, this guy’s…

Fauci Takes Fifth Amendment Route To Senate Question Dodge
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Fauci Takes Fifth Amendment Route To Senate Question Dodge

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Dr. Anthony Fauci, the man who’s been the face of…

Fauci vs Paul Round Billion
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Fauci vs Paul Round Billion

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dr. Anthony Fauci’s upcoming testimony before the Senate Homeland Security and Government Affairs…

Lindsey Graham somehow matters in foreign policy now
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Lindsey Graham somehow matters in foreign policy now

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Lindsey Graham’s passing, I couldn’t help but chuckle at…

US Munitions Stockpile Warnings Suddenly Become Totally Not Ignorable Thing
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US Munitions Stockpile Warnings Suddenly Become Totally Not Ignorable Thing

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Just days before the Iran war began, Joint Chiefs of Staff…

Trump Remembers Stuff That Never Actually Occurred Again Apparently
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Trump Remembers Stuff That Never Actually Occurred Again Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, it’s a…

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