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GOP Lawmaker’s Exes Forced to Delete Posts Again
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GOP Lawmaker’s Exes Forced to Delete Posts Again

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about GOP Rep. Max Miller, who’s having a bit of a rough week.…

Trump’s Record Keeping Skills Apparently Optional Now
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Trump’s Record Keeping Skills Apparently Optional Now

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the National Archives and the Trump administration.…

Trump Gifts Saudis Nuclear Deal With Enrichment Because Why Not
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Trump Gifts Saudis Nuclear Deal With Enrichment Because Why Not

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has sent a nuclear cooperation agreement with Saudi…

Guillotine Enthusiast Takes Road Trip to US Capitol
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Guillotine Enthusiast Takes Road Trip to US Capitol

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a guy who decided to drive all the way from California to…

Trump Scrapes Together South Carolina Win Somehow
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Trump Scrapes Together South Carolina Win Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump just got a much-needed win in South Carolina,…

US Scores Big Win Against Boat Possibly Carrying Drugs
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US Scores Big Win Against Boat Possibly Carrying Drugs

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US military striking an alleged drug trafficking boat in the eastern…

White House Ballroom Construction Gets Reprieve Because Priorities
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White House Ballroom Construction Gets Reprieve Because Priorities

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

The Supreme Court has given President Donald Trump the green light to continue working on a massive new ballroom at…

FBI Visits Eric Swalwell’s Home for Device Collection Party
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FBI Visits Eric Swalwell’s Home for Device Collection Party

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding former Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell, and I have…

Trump’s Winning Streak Continues to Elude His Candidates Somehow
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Trump’s Winning Streak Continues to Elude His Candidates Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Republican primaries, and let me tell you, it’s been a…

Industry Desperately Seeks Relevance at gamescom 2026 Spectacle
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Industry Desperately Seeks Relevance at gamescom 2026 Spectacle

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Gamescom, the world’s largest gaming event, is gearing up to be the biggest edition yet, because what’s a little overcrowding…

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