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Pentagon Updates Math, War Death Toll Suddenly Less Hidden
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Pentagon Updates Math, War Death Toll Suddenly Less Hidden

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Pentagon has updated its war casualty database, and let me…

Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow
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Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest news about the civilian nuclear agreement between the United…

Congress Tells Trump Not To Start War Just Yet Apparently
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Congress Tells Trump Not To Start War Just Yet Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

The US House has voted to halt President Donald Trump’s war in Iran, and I’m not surprised, folks, it’s been…

Trump Activates Super Secret Deportation Court Because Reasons
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Trump Activates Super Secret Deportation Court Because Reasons

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this little-known court that’s been dormant since 1996, and I have to say,…

Lawmakers Get to Keep Trading Stocks Because Who Needs Ethics Anyway
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Lawmakers Get to Keep Trading Stocks Because Who Needs Ethics Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

The House has passed a bill to add new restrictions on lawmakers trading stocks, and I’m just sitting here sipping…

Saudi Arabia Gets Nuclear Enrichment Okay From Trump Basically
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Saudi Arabia Gets Nuclear Enrichment Okay From Trump Basically

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one – President Donald Trump has given…

Congress Dating Scene About To Get Super Awkward Apparently
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Congress Dating Scene About To Get Super Awkward Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from Capitol Hill, where Speaker Mike Johnson is weighing in…

Epstein Probed For Doing What He Already Seemed To Be Doing Anyway
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Epstein Probed For Doing What He Already Seemed To Be Doing Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Democratic Rep. Jamie Raskin launching an investigation into whether Jeffrey Epstein acted…

Democrats somehow still arguing over something besides who ate lunch
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Democrats somehow still arguing over something besides who ate lunch

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democrats are having a bit of a…

Lesley Groff’s Amazing Adventure in Congressional Testimony Land
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Lesley Groff’s Amazing Adventure in Congressional Testimony Land

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Jeffrey Epstein case when I came across…

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