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Epstein Survivor Thinks Congress Should Do Something Besides Nap and Fundraise, LOL
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Epstein Survivor Thinks Congress Should Do Something Besides Nap and Fundraise, LOL

Big ElephantNovember 19, 2025November 18, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Our “esteemed” DHS is handing out $10,000 bonus checks to TSA employees! Ten thousand dollars!…

CNN Asks: Is Venezuela Just Iraq War 2.0 But With Empanadas?
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CNN Asks: Is Venezuela Just Iraq War 2.0 But With Empanadas?

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Looks like the Deep State News Network (CNN) is at it again, trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re…

State Dept to brand Venezuelan Cartel as certified super-villains, because why not
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State Dept to brand Venezuelan Cartel as certified super-villains, because why not

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in the ongoing battle against globalist scum and their drug-peddling pals! Secretary of…

PBS: Still Alive (Barely) After Trump’s Savage Budget Cuts, Premieres Another Ken Burns Snorefest
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PBS: Still Alive (Barely) After Trump’s Savage Budget Cuts, Premieres Another Ken Burns Snorefest

Big ElephantNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Oh, the drama! The liberal media elite at PBS are at it again, whining about President Trump’s wise decision to…

Yellen’s Got Jokes: $2K Checks a Maybe While SCOTUS Mulls Trump’s Tariff Tantrums | CNN Business
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Yellen’s Got Jokes: $2K Checks a Maybe While SCOTUS Mulls Trump’s Tariff Tantrums | CNN Business

Big ElephantNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching at straws,…

OpenAI, Microsoft, and the Fuzz: AI Safety Task Force Assembled
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OpenAI, Microsoft, and the Fuzz: AI Safety Task Force Assembled

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Oh, the horror! Now the woke mob is coming for our AI! Can’t these liberals leave anything alone? It’s always…

Shutdownageddon: Schools Implode Because Congress Can’t Play Nice
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Shutdownageddon: Schools Implode Because Congress Can’t Play Nice

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

More socialist handouts! Now they want to indoctrinate our kids with taxpayer money! Lackland, Texas, is just the tip of…

Trump’s “No Strike” Promise: Venezuela Gets a Temporary Reprieve (Maybe)
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Trump’s “No Strike” Promise: Venezuela Gets a Temporary Reprieve (Maybe)

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Folks, it looks like even with President Trump at the helm for his *second* term, the Deep State is still…

US Flights About To Get Cancelled? (Thanks, Government)
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US Flights About To Get Cancelled? (Thanks, Government)

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, the horror! The liberal media is at it again, trying to blame President Trump for the potential flight delays.…

FAA to Literally Ground Your Vacation if Congress Keeps Playing Chicken
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FAA to Literally Ground Your Vacation if Congress Keeps Playing Chicken

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

CNN, or as I like to call them, the Communist News Network, is at it again with their “Global Perspectives”…

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