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Tag: Console

World of Tanks Dressed Up as Vikings Again, Probably to Sell More Loot Boxes ๐Ÿ™„โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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World of Tanks Dressed Up as Vikings Again, Probably to Sell More Loot Boxes ๐Ÿ™„โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2025May 8, 2025

Oh, great, just what the world needed: more tanks. But wait, hold your horses (or should I say, tanks?)! Wargaming…

Behold, the Death Stranding 2 controller: for when you REALLY wanna feel like you’re holding a baby and walking on a beach…again ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ™„.
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Behold, the Death Stranding 2 controller: for when you REALLY wanna feel like you’re holding a baby and walking on a beach…again ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ™„.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2025May 8, 2025

Kojima, the absolute madlad, has done it again! They’re releasing a *Death Stranding 2: On the Beach* limited-edition DualSense controller!…

OMG! Leaked pics show ASUS’s Xbox handheld and ROG Ally 2 โ€“ are they trying to bankrupt us all or just fuel our crippling gadget addiction? ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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OMG! Leaked pics show ASUS’s Xbox handheld and ROG Ally 2 โ€“ are they trying to bankrupt us all or just fuel our crippling gadget addiction? ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

OMG! You won’t BELIEVE what just “leaked” from the FCC! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Apparently, ASUS is working on a SECRET “Project Keenan”…

Oh great, more medieval mayhem to clog up Game Pass, just what we needed ๐Ÿ™„โš”๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ.
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Oh great, more medieval mayhem to clog up Game Pass, just what we needed ๐Ÿ™„โš”๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Xbox Game Pass is blessing us with *more* games in May? As if we needed MORE reasons to…

๐ŸŽฎ Nintendo’s Switch 2: Now With a Frustration Sensor to Mock Your Losses!
๐Ÿ˜‚ Switch 2 Leaks Infuriate Nintendo โ€“ And Gamers Get Ready for More Salt
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๐ŸŽฎ Nintendo’s Switch 2: Now With a Frustration Sensor to Mock Your Losses!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 16, 2025January 16, 2025

Gamers, get ready for the most advanced console experience of your life (and therapy bills): Nintendoโ€™s upcoming Switch 2 is…

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