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Tag: Console

Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Spend 60 Bucks on a Game That Will Probably Crash My Console and Make Me Question Every Life Choice I’ve Ever Made Fall 2 Is Coming
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Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Spend 60 Bucks on a Game That Will Probably Crash My Console and Make Me Question Every Life Choice I’ve Ever Made Fall 2 Is Coming

FinnJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic thrills and spills? Because I’ve got the scoop on the newest,…

Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone
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Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh joy, another way for EA to suck the last bit of cash from our wallets, and we’re just too…

XBOX earnings brutally debunk Microsoft’s gaming revival fantasy
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XBOX earnings brutally debunk Microsoft’s gaming revival fantasy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Looks like Microsoft’s Xbox division is having a bit of a rough time, folks. Their latest financial report is out,…

Atari dredges up retro glory with cash-grab World Championships reboot
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Atari dredges up retro glory with cash-grab World Championships reboot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as Atari and Twin Galaxies just announced the 2026 World Championships,…

Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties
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Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

In the world of gaming, where marketing buzzwords reign supreme and “free updates” are just a euphemism for “we’re trying…

Marvel’s Wolverine Oh Boy Another Reboot of the Same Old Claw Story Trailer Because You Haven’t Seen Enough Wolverine Games Yet
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Marvel’s Wolverine Oh Boy Another Reboot of the Same Old Claw Story Trailer Because You Haven’t Seen Enough Wolverine Games Yet

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 26, 2026

We’ve got some earth-shattering news for you all: the story trailer for Marvel’s Wolverine, the upcoming action game developed by…

Nintendo Blames Trade Wars For Price Gouging Consumers Once Again
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Nintendo Blames Trade Wars For Price Gouging Consumers Once Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Nintendo’s latest move is a masterclass in corporate doublespeak, folks. The company is essentially saying that consumers aren’t entitled to…

Gaming Execs Still Churning Out Board Games Without Ruining Them Yet
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Gaming Execs Still Churning Out Board Games Without Ruining Them Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

In a world where remasters and remakes are all the rage, it’s refreshing to see that board games are still…

Frank Ferrer Leaves Guns N Roses Because Even He Got Bored
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Frank Ferrer Leaves Guns N Roses Because Even He Got Bored

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my “Appetite for Destruction” vinyl because I’m still trying to process the earth-shattering…

Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately
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Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Microsoft is laying off about 4,800 employees, which is…

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