Gaming Setups Now Secretly Judging Your Life Choices Too
Oh joy, another opportunity for the gaming industry to collect our precious personal data, because what’s a little privacy when…
Tag: Consoles
XBOX Axes Employees, Remains Super Committed to Your Wallet
Oh joy, the gaming industry is at it again, and by “at it again,” I mean they’re still trying to…
PS6 To Cost An Arm And A Leg Apparently
Oh joy, another opportunity for Sony to empty our wallets with the upcoming PlayStation 6, which might just cost a…
Steam Machine Pricing and Reservations Are Finally Here Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Overpriced PC Hardware Already
The moment of truth has finally arrived, folks! Valve has pulled back the curtain on Steam Machine pricing, and let’s…
Nintendo Steals the Show at SGF with a Whopping 10 Whole Games
Nintendo is finally joining the party at Summer Game Fest 2026, and we couldn’t be more excited 🎉! It’s like…
Marvel’s Wolverine – Get Ready for Another Overhyped Game with Too Many Quick Time Events and a Storyline That’s Just an Excuse for More Mindless Hack and Slash Action
The wait is over, and the most epic game of the century is finally here! Or should I say, the…
Oh Boy Get Ready for Another Soul Sucking Mobile Game Pokémon Champions Is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life on Android and iOS on June 17
The Pokémon franchise is finally gracing us with its regal presence on our mobile devices, because who needs personal space…
Acer Unleashes the Most Definitely Not Overhyped Predator Atlas 8 Gaming Handheld That Will Totally Change Your Life Forever With Super Duper Powerful Arc G-Series Processors That Are Practically Magical
Acer announces a new gaming handheld, the Predator Atlas 8, because you clearly didn’t have enough ways to play games…
Oh Joy Amanda The Adventurer 3 Is Finally Gracing Consoles With Its Mediocre Presence This Month
Amanda the Adventurer 3 is finally coming to consoles, because who needs human interaction, right? 🤖💻 It’s joining its indie…
The Switch 2 Is About to Rob You Blind This September Because Who Needs Food Anyway When You Can Have More Memory
Nintendo is raising the price of the Switch 2 later this year amid a global memory shortage 🚨💸. Because who…