SOL Shogunate Unveiled At The PC Gaming Show: Prepare To Be Mildly Interested
Breaking News: Some Random Studio Thinks They Can Make a Samurai Game in Space 😂. Chaos Manufacturing (never heard of…
Tag: Consoles
Far Cry: From Consoles to Catastrophe TV – Prepare for Maximum Cringe with Hawley and Mac’s Anthology Atrocity
FX, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe they lost a bet 🤷♂️), has greenlit an anthology TV show based on…
Report: Xbox Might Make You Sell a Kidney Due to Recent RAM Shenanigans
Oh noes! 😭 Looks like Microsoft and Xbox dun goofed again! Reports are circulating faster than my uncle’s conspiracy theories…
Silent Hill 2 Remake on Xbox: Now You Too Can Experience Existential Dread for 10% Off
Behold, peasants! Silent Hill 2, the game you’ve all been pretending to care about, has FINALLY graced the glorious Xbox…
Voivod’s New Game: Prepare for Nuclear Boredom
So, like, VOIVOD, those Canadian metal dudes who peaked sometime last century, are still trying to be relevant. Get this:…
Hands-On With Petit Planet: Prepare for Miniature Meltdowns
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I, a seasoned professional in the art of gaming “journalism,” am here to bestow upon…
Overcooked! 2 Nintendo Switch 2 Edition: Still Cooking, Still Chaotic, Still Gonna Make You Scream at Your Friends
Oh, look, they’re doing it again! 🙄 Team17 and Ghost Town are BACK (as if we asked them to) with…
Microsoft’s Totally Humble and Not-At-All-Desperate Attempt to Dominate Gaming Continues With a Showcase Schedule So Packed It’s Basically Gaming Gluttony
Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and feast your eyes on the glorious train wreck that is Xbox’s upcoming showcases! 🤣…
iPhone Gaming: All You Need to Know (Spoiler Alert: It’s Still an iPhone)
Phones used to be these ancient artifacts that only did *one* thing: calls. Can you imagine? 📞 Now they’re diaries…
iam8bit’s “20th Anniversary Art Show” in LA: Prepare for Mild Disappointment (Nov 8-9)
Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 iam8bit, those guys who keep trying to sell you overpriced vinyl and plastic game cases,…