Fallout 4: GOTY Edition: Specialer Edition: Anniversary Edition: Now With Even MORE Bugs, Coming to Your Toaster Oven
Wow, can you believe it? Fallout 4, that buggy mess we all secretly 🤫 loved (or hated intensely🔥), is turning…
Tag: Consoles
Sarah Bond Thinks New Xbox Will Cost More Than Your Car
Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let’s talk about the *totally* not-dying Xbox. 🤣 Apparently, despite rumours of it being yeeted…
Xbox Big Boss Man Nukes Next-Gen Console Hype Train, Gamers Weep
Oh honey, bless your heart, did you REALLY think Xbox was gonna ditch the console game? 🤣 Sarah Bond, the…
Battlefield 6 Sells Like Hotcakes, Earns Enough Dough to Buy a Small Island, New Report (Probably) Claims
OMG! 😱😱😱 Battlefield 6, the game everyone said was gonna be a dumpster fire 🔥🗑️, is apparently selling like hotcakes…
Gamers Assemble to Witness Yet Another Gaming Company Nobody Asked For
**OMG! 🙄 Gotham Gaming launches in Chicago! 🎉 They promise “inclusive” spaces. Kinowerks, October 10th, 2025, 7-10 PM. Free booze…
Xbox Game Pass: Now With EVEN MORE Ways to Spend Your Money
Behold, peasants! 👋 Xbox Game Pass, your beloved digital babysitter, is getting a ✨*glow-up*✨ that will make your wallets cry.…
Painkiller: Now With Extra EXPLOSIONS and ANGELS (because why not)
Ah yes, 3D Realms, the kings👑 of milking nostalgia, are back at it again! They’ve bravely decided to slap a…
Turbo Overkill: Ultimate Edition? More Like TURBO OVERHYPED: ULTIMATE-LY DISAPPOINTING Edition Now Available For Your Annoyance On Consoles And PC!
Oh, boy! Apogee Entertainment, the geniuses behind such timeless classics as Duke Nukem (forever in development, just like our hopes…
Battlefield 6: Console Peasants Get a Special Crossplay Mode (and Maybe Optimization, if We Feel Like It)
Ah yes, *Battlefield 6*, the game so revolutionary, it’s only going to let console players mingle with each other… unless…
Garfield Kart 2: All You Can NOT Drift (Because You’ll Be Too Busy Crashing) – Now Available to Humiliate Your Console With a Brand New Trailer of Disappointment
OH. MY. GOD. 😱 They actually did it. Eden Games, those absolute madlads, have unleashed Garfield Kart 2 – All…