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Tag: Conventions

Game Con Canada Is Totally Not Going to Be a Hot Sweaty Mess of Nerds Fighting Over Overpriced Merch and Maybe Possibly Bringing Home a Few Decent Prizes If You’re Lucky Enough to Survive the Crowds
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Game Con Canada Is Totally Not Going to Be a Hot Sweaty Mess of Nerds Fighting Over Overpriced Merch and Maybe Possibly Bringing Home a Few Decent Prizes If You’re Lucky Enough to Survive the Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Get ready for the most epic gaming event of the year, folks! 🎉👀 Game Con Canada and NAGIS are taking…

Daredevil Actor Charlie Cox Finally Figures Out How To Use a Controller and Plays Clair Obscur Expedition 33 Gets Absolutely Destroyed
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Daredevil Actor Charlie Cox Finally Figures Out How To Use a Controller and Plays Clair Obscur Expedition 33 Gets Absolutely Destroyed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Wow, what a total “legend” 🤣, Charlie Cox, the amazing actor who voices Gustave in Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, has…

Because Who Needs Human Interaction When You Can Hoard Rare Fortnite Skins and Call Yourself a Connoisseur of Digital Junk
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Because Who Needs Human Interaction When You Can Hoard Rare Fortnite Skins and Call Yourself a Connoisseur of Digital Junk

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Hey there, fellow gamers and collectors! Let’s talk about the crazy world of gaming memorabilia 🤯. I mean, who wouldn’t…

John Boyega: Back for More Galactic Shenanigans or Just Messing With Our Minds?
John Boyega Might Return to Star Wars… or Maybe He's Just Trolling Us All
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John Boyega: Back for More Galactic Shenanigans or Just Messing With Our Minds?

FinnMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Oh look, it’s Finn’s triumphant return to the galaxy far, far away—or at least his phone call to Dave Filoni.…

Ranking The Resident Evil Games For The 30th Anniversary – Because Some Zombies Deserve More Love Than Others
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Ranking The Resident Evil Games For The 30th Anniversary – Because Some Zombies Deserve More Love Than Others

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

Alright, Resident Evil fans, buckle up. We’re diving headfirst into the best and worst of the series’ 30-year history. It’s…

Game Con Canada Unveils Epic North American Game Industry Summit in Edmonton—Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Alberta Blizzard in June?
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Game Con Canada Unveils Epic North American Game Industry Summit in Edmonton—Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Alberta Blizzard in June?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Oh great, another gaming event to add to the never-ending list of conventions, summits, and showcases. But this time, it’s…

Godzilla Minus Zero finally drops—because we all needed more monster chaos in our lives
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Godzilla Minus Zero finally drops—because we all needed more monster chaos in our lives

FinnJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Godzilla Decides to Take a Third Vacation, Announces New Movie Because Apparently One Wasn’t Enough 🚨 In a…

Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance Now Haunts Your Switch 2 Like a Ghost with a Grudge
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Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance Now Haunts Your Switch 2 Like a Ghost with a Grudge

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: The Holy Grail of Fire Emblem Has Finally Descended From Its GameCube Altar… But Only If You Own…

GWAR Crawls Out of Sewer to Terrorize America Again with SOULFLY and KING PARROT in 2026
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GWAR Crawls Out of Sewer to Terrorize America Again with SOULFLY and KING PARROT in 2026

Chord F. DiscordDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: The End Of Days Is Coming (Again), And It’s Touring North America With A Merch Table 🚨 In…

Sex Pistols (feat geriatric Frank Carter) Announce ’50 Years Of Punk (lol)’ Celebration Shows For Summer 2026 (if they’re still alive)
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Sex Pistols (feat geriatric Frank Carter) Announce ’50 Years Of Punk (lol)’ Celebration Shows For Summer 2026 (if they’re still alive)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

🚨 Breaking News! 🚨 The SEX PISTOLS, now featuring the punk rock god Frank Carter (because, let’s face it, someone…

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