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Netflix Scraps Originality Again With Animated Ray Gunn Sci-Fi Noir Rehash
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Netflix Scraps Originality Again With Animated Ray Gunn Sci-Fi Noir Rehash

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

In a move that’s equal parts surprising and intriguing, acclaimed director Brad Bird has passed on helming the next installment…

More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements
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More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

This week in TV land, because who needs movies, right? We’ve got a slew of new shows and seasons to…

FAN EXPO Canada 2026 Promises More Overpriced Nostalgia And Crowds
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FAN EXPO Canada 2026 Promises More Overpriced Nostalgia And Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

FAN EXPO Canada 2026 is coming, and it’s a geek’s paradise, but let’s be real, it’s also a corporate playground…

Intrigue Abounds As Once Human Stumbles Onto Consoles With More Of The Same
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Intrigue Abounds As Once Human Stumbles Onto Consoles With More Of The Same

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026August 23, 2026

Well, buckle up, folks, because the survival-crafting-MMORPG extravaganza that is Once Human is finally making its way to consoles. I…

Trump’s Presidency Now Officially Radioactive
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Trump’s Presidency Now Officially Radioactive

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and folks, I almost spilled my…

Apple Mulls Foldable iPhone to Milk More Profit from Unsuspecting Fans
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Apple Mulls Foldable iPhone to Milk More Profit from Unsuspecting Fans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

For over a decade, we’ve been hearing whispers about a folding iPhone, and it looks like Apple is finally ready…

Maine Democrats Scramble To Replace Guy They Apparently Had
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Maine Democrats Scramble To Replace Guy They Apparently Had

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this Maine Senate nomination process, and let me…

Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow
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Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, the Canadian video game sector is a thing, and it’s apparently a big deal. Because apparently we haven’t…

TennoCon 2026: Because You Clearly Need More Warframe
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TennoCon 2026: Because You Clearly Need More Warframe

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Oh joy, another convention to add to the never-ending cycle of gaming events, and this time it’s TennoCon, because apparently,…

Daredevil Actor Charlie Cox Finally Figures Out How To Use a Controller and Plays Clair Obscur Expedition 33 Gets Absolutely Destroyed
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Daredevil Actor Charlie Cox Finally Figures Out How To Use a Controller and Plays Clair Obscur Expedition 33 Gets Absolutely Destroyed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Wow, what a total “legend” 🤣, Charlie Cox, the amazing actor who voices Gustave in Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, has…

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