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Fake news blames Trump for everything even Iran’s own stupid wars
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news blames Trump for everything even Iran’s own stupid wars

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! As I sit here, sipping on my “Make America Great Again” coffee,…

Winning bigly, Trump saves taxpayers from freeloading veterans again
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Winning bigly, Trump saves taxpayers from freeloading veterans again

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

The so-called “journalists” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump. I mean,…

Who cares, Trump is the only real Republican leader anyway
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Who cares, Trump is the only real Republican leader anyway

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the liberal media is at it again, trying to tear down the great and powerful President…

Fake News Targets Patriot Hegseth with Fake Removal Story
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Fake News Targets Patriot Hegseth with Fake Removal Story

Big ElephantMarch 28, 2026March 28, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and their liberal pals going to be eating their words now that our…

Whiny TSA lady can’t survive month without freebie paycheck somehow
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Whiny TSA lady can’t survive month without freebie paycheck somehow

Big ElephantMarch 28, 2026March 28, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald…

Fake news CNN gets what’s coming to them finally in Israel
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Fake news CNN gets what’s coming to them finally in Israel

Big ElephantMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Folks, let me tell you, it’s a beautiful day to be an American, and an even more beautiful day to…

Oh, look, Minneapolis is now a trauma spa for immigrants, thanks to that lovely “surge” — because nothing says “welcome to America” like PTSD in the classroom!
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Oh, look, Minneapolis is now a trauma spa for immigrants, thanks to that lovely “surge” — because nothing says “welcome to America” like PTSD in the classroom!

Big ElephantMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

Minneapolis Students in Crisis as ICE Agents Invade Schools! Liberal Minneapolis is melting down as ICE agents swoop in on…

NASHVILLE PUSSY RETURNS WITH ’10 INCHES OF PUSSY SEASON 1′ EP AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF QUIETUDE
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NASHVILLE PUSSY RETURNS WITH ’10 INCHES OF PUSSY SEASON 1′ EP AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF QUIETUDE

Chord F. DiscordMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

Oh, look! Nashville Pussy’s back from their eight-year nap with a shiny new EP! 🍆💅 And before you ask, no,…

Aunt of Missing College Kid Channels Her Inner Zen Master, Takes Life ‘Minute by Minute’ While CNN Watches Closely
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Aunt of Missing College Kid Channels Her Inner Zen Master, Takes Life ‘Minute by Minute’ While CNN Watches Closely

Big ElephantMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Oh no, not another missing college student! How convenient that this happened while President Trump is in office. We all…

Former TSA Hero: ‘I Could Finally Do Something for My Country’ — Like Confiscating Your Toothpaste
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Former TSA Hero: ‘I Could Finally Do Something for My Country’ — Like Confiscating Your Toothpaste

Big ElephantMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Another Government Leech Finally Drains the Swamp In a shocking development that will undoubtedly rock the foundations of American security,…

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