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Hegseth desperately tries to make Iran rescue sound exciting
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Hegseth desperately tries to make Iran rescue sound exciting

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and his team…

Brandon Flowers Covers Oasis With Son Onstage In Salt Lake City
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Brandon Flowers Covers Oasis With Son Onstage In Salt Lake City

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2026

Brandon Flowers was joined onstage by his son, Henry, in a performance of an Oasis cover at a September 11th…

Trump’s Candidate in Texas Gets Free Roasting from His Own Boss
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Trump’s Candidate in Texas Gets Free Roasting from His Own Boss

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump is trying to help Texas Attorney General…

TIFF 2026 Review: Forgotten Spaceman – Because Who Needs a Decent Plot When You Can Just Float Around in Space and Look Sad
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TIFF 2026 Review: Forgotten Spaceman – Because Who Needs a Decent Plot When You Can Just Float Around in Space and Look Sad

FinnSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Breaking news: someone from Afghanistan went to space and it’s a big deal, allegedly 🚀👽! We’re talking about Abdul Ahad…

Trump Brings Chaos To Ireland Because Why Not
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Trump Brings Chaos To Ireland Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest adventure in Ireland, and I have to say, it’s…

US Wins Bigly In Alien Terrorist Court Deportation Case Somehow
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US Wins Bigly In Alien Terrorist Court Deportation Case Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Justice Department, and I have to say,…

Dolly Parton Nashville Airport Renaming Gets Green Light
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Dolly Parton Nashville Airport Renaming Gets Green Light

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

The first step toward Nashville International Airport being renamed in honor of Dolly Parton was taken on Friday, when the…

Nepal Gets Climate Bill From Rich Countries As Gift
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Nepal Gets Climate Bill From Rich Countries As Gift

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Nepal is dealing with some serious flooding, and I’m not just…

GOP Convention Crowd Calls For Violence Because Politics
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GOP Convention Crowd Calls For Violence Because Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Republican midterm convention got a little heated,…

Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
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Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…

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