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Inflation Soars Because Who Needs Money Anyway
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Inflation Soars Because Who Needs Money Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The cost of living in Seattle is getting out of hand,…

Cori Bush Tries To Upgrade From Protester To Actual Congressman
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Cori Bush Tries To Upgrade From Protester To Actual Congressman

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama unfolding in the Missouri 1st Congressional District primary is…

Pentagon Seeks Innovative Ways to Annoy Iran
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Pentagon Seeks Innovative Ways to Annoy Iran

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the US-Iran conflict, and folks, it’s a real doozy.…

Investors eager to throw money at Venezuela’s powder keg economy
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Investors eager to throw money at Venezuela’s powder keg economy

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the energy industry is abuzz with the possibility…

Russian Detention Reunion Tour Hits All The Right Emotional Buttons
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Russian Detention Reunion Tour Hits All The Right Emotional Buttons

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about Paul Whelan, the guy who spent over five years in Russian…

The Master and Margarita – Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Reading the Book in School
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The Master and Margarita – Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Reading the Book in School

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🍿 THE MASTER AND MARGARITA is finally coming to the US,…

US Government Cartography Skills Still A Work In Progress Apparently
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US Government Cartography Skills Still A Work In Progress Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the State Department’s latest blunder, folks. Apparently, they used a map at an…

Trump Passports Now Available Because You Clearly Want Them
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Trump Passports Now Available Because You Clearly Want Them

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development with US passports, and I have to say, it’s…

Mortgage Rates Reach New High Because You Need More Stress
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Mortgage Rates Reach New High Because You Need More Stress

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the war in Iran has been going on…

Flocking To The Competition Apparently Works
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Flocking To The Competition Apparently Works

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the backlash against Flock Safety cameras. It seems like people all over…

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