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Dolly Parton Gets Digital With Avatar Concerts Coming Soon
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Dolly Parton Gets Digital With Avatar Concerts Coming Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2026

Dolly Parton is exploring the creation of a digital avatar of herself to perform for fans. In an interview with…

Kansas Loses Senator But Gains One Angelic Moderate Voter
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Kansas Loses Senator But Gains One Angelic Moderate Voter

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the passing of Nancy Kassebaum Baker, the first woman elected to the US…

Kacey Musgraves Kicks Off Tour With Lube And Disco Balls
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Kacey Musgraves Kicks Off Tour With Lube And Disco Balls

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026

Kacey Musgraves is turning “Dry Spell” into a hands-on experience. This week, Musgraves teamed with women’s wellness brand Medicine Mama…

Garth Brooks Kicks Off Arena Tour With Rootsy Setlist
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Garth Brooks Kicks Off Arena Tour With Rootsy Setlist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026

Garth Brooks launched his 2026 “Blame It All on My Roots” arena tour this week with two sold-out shows at…

Trump Backs IndyCar Race Because He Loves Fast Things Now
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Trump Backs IndyCar Race Because He Loves Fast Things Now

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Freedom 250 Grand Prix is taking over Washington, DC, and…

Equality Still Up For Debate Apparently
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Equality Still Up For Debate Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about how some people think the idea of “all men are created…

Tina Peters brings election denial tour to Washington
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Tina Peters brings election denial tour to Washington

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Tina Peters, the election denier, has been making waves in Washington,…

Mississippi Woman’s Tree Mishap Ends In Predictably Terrible Way
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Mississippi Woman’s Tree Mishap Ends In Predictably Terrible Way

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Mississippi, and I have to say, this one’s…

Judge Gives Trump’s Immigration Plan A Big Fat Nope
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Judge Gives Trump’s Immigration Plan A Big Fat Nope

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Trump administration when I stumbled upon this…

Trump Throws Weight Behind Darline Graham
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Trump Throws Weight Behind Darline Graham

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump was in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, rallying for…

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