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CNN Wonders: Can We Give Trump a Nobel Prize So He’ll Finally Shut Up
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CNN Wonders: Can We Give Trump a Nobel Prize So He’ll Finally Shut Up

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

The liberal media is clutching their pearls again because President Trump is on the verge of winning a Nobel Peace…

White House throws epic side-eye at Colombian Prez’s wild tale of Yankee boat brawl off Venezuela
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White House throws epic side-eye at Colombian Prez’s wild tale of Yankee boat brawl off Venezuela

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Another day, another socialist South American leader whining about America! President Petro of Colombia is now claiming that our strikes…

CNN Claims Trump Saved 100,000 Imaginary People From Venezuelan Drug Boats: A Fact Check
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CNN Claims Trump Saved 100,000 Imaginary People From Venezuelan Drug Boats: A Fact Check

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Fake news CNN is at it again, folks! They’re twisting President Trump’s words about those Venezuelan drug boats. Can you…

France’s Premier Falls Again, Budget’s Screwed – Debt Disaster Incoming, LOL
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France’s Premier Falls Again, Budget’s Screwed – Debt Disaster Incoming, LOL

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Oh, the French! Still can’t figure out how to run a country without running out of money. Five prime ministers…

Chicago and Portland: A Peaceful Getaway or Nah? CNN Asks the Real Questions
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Chicago and Portland: A Peaceful Getaway or Nah? CNN Asks the Real Questions

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is stepping in to clean up the…

CNN Wonders Why Republicans Are Suddenly Shy About Sharing Their Phone Records, What Are They Hiding
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CNN Wonders Why Republicans Are Suddenly Shy About Sharing Their Phone Records, What Are They Hiding

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Of course the Deep State is at it again! These swamp creatures think they can just “investigate” our wonderful Republican…

Mike Johnson to Democrat: “I’ll Do It Whenever, Just Say When (But Not Really)”
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Mike Johnson to Democrat: “I’ll Do It Whenever, Just Say When (But Not Really)”

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Another day, another Democrat delaying tactics! Speaker Johnson is doing the Lord’s work by making sure this new Congresswoman-elect isn’t…

California Uber and Lyft Drivers Demand the Right to Form a Union (as if That’ll Fix Anything)
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California Uber and Lyft Drivers Demand the Right to Form a Union (as if That’ll Fix Anything)

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

California, the land of fruits, nuts, and now, unionized Uber drivers! Gavin Newsom, fresh from his grooming appointment, just signed…

Trump to Farmers: Here’s Your $10B ‘Sorry I Started a Trade War’ Gift
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Trump to Farmers: Here’s Your $10B ‘Sorry I Started a Trade War’ Gift

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about farmers supposedly having a “tough year” because of President…

50 Years Ago, Some Folks Got Mad (and You Won’t BELIEVE What CNN Says Happened Next)
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50 Years Ago, Some Folks Got Mad (and You Won’t BELIEVE What CNN Says Happened Next)

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Another CNN “documentary” trying to rewrite history! They’re peddling the same old garbage about construction workers vs. “anti-war” protesters. Give…

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