Harvard Loses $2.4B, Now They Can’t Afford Ramen
Another day, another episode of the radical left crying about President Trump’s genius moves to drain the swamp! Harvard, that…
Tag: Country
Small Businesses Throwing Hissy Fits as US Tariff Exemption Gets the Boot | CNN Business
The liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is crying about how President Trump’s brilliant trade policies are supposedly…
Trucker, probably an alien, denied bail, Trump probably high-fives
Another day, another tragedy made possible by the radical Left’s open border policies! A truck driver from India, Harjinder Singh,…
“Adios, Amigos! CNN Reports on How Immigration Crackdowns Are Turning the US into a Ghost Town (Maybe)”
Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, folks, painting a grim picture of America under our glorious President Trump!…
Aaron Lewis, the Thinking Man’s Staind Frontman, Unleashes Fury on Bruce Springsteen: A Riveting Tale of Ingratitude So Profound, It’ll Make You Question Your Own Existence
So, there’s this dude, Aaron Lewis, right? He’s like, the poster child for dudes who peak in high school and…
State Department Accidentally Stops Giving Truckers Visas, World Trembles
Another day, another victory for President Trump and the forces of good! Secretary of State Rubio, a true patriot, is…
Alligator Alcatraz: No Newbies Allowed (Says the Judge)
Another day, another victory for the radical environmentalists and virtue-signaling Native American tribes! A federal judge, probably appointed by some…
DCU’s ‘Superman’ Saga: Prepare for Four Movies of Varying Quality (Probably Mostly Mid)
Oh joy, the future of Superman is so bright, I gotta wear, not one, but TWO pairs of shades 😎.…
US Tariff Tantrum on European Cars: Paused for Dramatic Effect
Oh, CNN is reporting on trade agreements now? Probably just another attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! They whine…
Breaking News: Kansas Hires Some Dude With a Guitar, World Panics
OMG! 😱😱😱 You guys will NOT believe this! KANSAS, yes, THE KANSAS, has apparently decided that their sound wasn’t generic…