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Remedy CEO Skips Town After 9 Years, Leaves Us All in the Dust
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Remedy CEO Skips Town After 9 Years, Leaves Us All in the Dust

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Well, folks, the drama 🎭 continues over at Remedy Entertainment! Apparently, Tero Virtala decided to peace out 👋 from his…

ICE, ICE, Baby: Suspect Gets a Boo-Boo, US Marshal Needs a Band-Aid
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ICE, ICE, Baby: Suspect Gets a Boo-Boo, US Marshal Needs a Band-Aid

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Another day, another illegal alien resisting the Trump administration’s efforts to keep America safe! Seems like this “gravely wounded” suspect…

Adam Driver’s Genius Star Wars Pitch: Disney Said “Nah”
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Adam Driver’s Genius Star Wars Pitch: Disney Said “Nah”

FinnOctober 21, 2025October 25, 2025

Wow, Adam Driver, bless his heart, actually thought Disney would let him make a whole Star Wars film about Kylo…

Justices to Mull Over Whether Druggies Should Pack Heat, Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong
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Justices to Mull Over Whether Druggies Should Pack Heat, Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

The Supreme Court, packed with President Trump’s brilliant picks, is bravely wading into the swamp to determine if drug-addled leftists…

Trump and Putin to buddy-buddy in Budapest, Ukraine War? More Like Bore-kraine War
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Trump and Putin to buddy-buddy in Budapest, Ukraine War? More Like Bore-kraine War

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Our Glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom and unmatched deal-making prowess, is STILL working to end the ridiculous war…

Smoothie straw solves crime, justice boner ensues
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Smoothie straw solves crime, justice boner ensues

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Another win for law and order, folks! While the liberal media obsesses over President Trump’s perfect phone calls, real justice…

WSSU Homecoming: A bunch of has-beens and never-weres
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WSSU Homecoming: A bunch of has-beens and never-weres

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 😱 KYLE AND TAP ARE BACK! Prepare for the lamest “SNL” (Saturday Night Live) EVER!💩 Crime Mob’s Diamond &…

CNN Politics: Where News Goes to Die a Slow, Painful Death
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CNN Politics: Where News Goes to Die a Slow, Painful Death

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

So, CNN, the mouthpiece of the radical left, is now worried about Trump “pressuring” the Justice Department? Give me a…

Midwest Murder: Fall into Fright or Yawn to Death
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Midwest Murder: Fall into Fright or Yawn to Death

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Midwest Murder, from a basement in Minot, ND, is now on BEK TV Sundays at 9 pm!** They…

Scorpions: Still Stinging After All These Years (Like a Really Annoying Bee)
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Scorpions: Still Stinging After All These Years (Like a Really Annoying Bee)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 The geriatric rockers SCORPIONS, still clinging to life after SIX DECADES (👴👴👴), are unleashing “From The First Sting”,…

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