National Guard finally remembers they’re supposed to have guns, DC trembles
Our glorious National Guard, standing tall against the rising tide of Democrat-fueled anarchy in the swamp! They’re now packing heat,…
Tag: crime
CNN Pushes Trump’s “Totally Not a Dictator” Crime Plan, World Trembles
Another day, another leftist city cries out for help they don’t deserve! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is eyeing…
Trump’s Chicago Troop Surge: Fighting Crime or Just Being a Drama Queen
Oh, CNN is clutching their pearls again because our glorious President Trump is going to clean up Chicago? Cry me…
911: Still a Joke After All These Years, Apparently | CNN
Another day, another sob story from CNN, this time about a 911 dispatch error in the swamp they call Washington,…
Trump’s Crime-Fighting DC Takeover: Did He Accidentally Curb Crime While Triggering an Immigration Arrestpalooza
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to spin President Trump’s successful efforts to clean up the Democrat-run D.C.…
‘Birds of Prey’ Almost Soiled Themselves With an Iconic Batman Villain
Oh, honey, guess what? 💅 Apparently, our beloved 🤡Harley Quinn🤡 almost had a *totally* different nemesis in Birds of Prey!…
“All The Devils Are Here” Poster & Images: Prepare for Mildly Titillating Thrills (Maybe)
Oh, look, another “taut psychological crime thriller” 🙄. Because we haven’t seen enough of those, right? This cinematic masterpiece 🎬…
BAFTA-Nominated Scriptic dares to unleash AI Detective Game starring Ralph Ineson, because why not
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because Scriptic, those masterminds behind the “BAFTA-nominated” (we’ll get to that later) Scriptic: Crime Stories, are…
New Mexico Governor Throws Epic Crime-Fighting Party, National Guard Invited (BY FORCE)
Oh, the irony! National Guard troops deployed in New Mexico to combat crime! But wait, it’s a *Democrat* governor calling…
Only Murders in the Building Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for More Ridiculousness
Oh, look, it’s “Only Murders in the Building” Season 5. Yes, STILL going. Who knew this show would last longer…