White House Uses Portland Protests as Excuse to Unleash Trump’s Crime-Fighting Fantasy on America
Another day, another Democrat city descends into chaos, and who’s there to clean up the mess? That’s right, President Trump!…
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ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size победитель: CNN’s daily dose of drama
👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! If you’re feeling a little out of whack, it’s probably because the liberal media…
American Moron Finally Free After Afghan Vacation Gone Wrong
Another American released from the clutches of the Taliban! You can bet your sweet MAGA hat that this “Amir Amiry”…
Disney+ CA: October 2025’s Trash Pile – Prepare for Disappointment
Ah, October 2025, that magical time of year when the leaves are falling 🍂, pumpkin spice lattes are flowing ☕,…
Violent Ends: Witness Billy Magnussen and a Bunch of Other People You’ve Mildly Heard Of in This Thrilling Trailer That Might End Violently (Maybe)
Oh, look, another movie about a guy trying to escape his CRIME FAMILY! 🙄 Groundbreaking stuff, people! 🤯 This cinematic…
**ICE, ICE, Baby: Dallas Facility Turns Into Unintentional Shooting Range, Director Says**
Oh, the Deep State is at it again! Three injured in a shooting at an ICE facility in Dallas, supposedly…
China’s waging war against sad bois online, tears are now illegal
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Commies in China to crush freedom! They’re not just silencing dissent; now they’re…
Oy Vey, Florida Synagogue Gets a Little Too Lit Before Rosh Hashanah: Was it the Gefilte Fish?
Another day, another outrage! Seems like the radical left is at it again, this time targeting a Florida synagogue just…
GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)
GTA 6, slated for release on May 26, 2026 (mark your calendars, folks, it’s gonna be YUGE!📅), is causing more…
CNN’s brave attempt to fact-check Trump (again!), while Starmer probably wished he was anywhere else
Fake News CNN at it Again! Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, speaks truth to power, and what…