It should be an international crime to have rubbish pile up like this
Gretaaaaa! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…
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Billy Wilder’s Some Like it Hot Finally Gets the 4K Treatment Because Your Grandma’s DVD Player Wasn’t Doing it Justice
Altitude and Capelight Pictures are bringing Billy Wilder’s classic crime comedy, Some Like it Hot, to the UK for the…
Xbox Just Announced the Most Overhyped Game Ever and It’s a Yakuza Prequel Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those, Plus a Cast That’s More Star-Studded Than Your Grandma’s Quilt and a Release Window That’s Totally Not Getting Delayed
Xbox’s long-awaited Stranger Than Heaven presentation finally dropped, and boy, was it a wild ride 🎢! The biggest question on…
Max Payne: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Spend 100 Hours Replaying the Same Cutscene Over and Over Again in a Desperate Attempt to Recapture the Magic of a Game That Was Only Mildly Interesting in the First Place
Let’s talk about the super cool and totally not-at-all-depressing game, Max Payne 🎉😒. I mean, who doesn’t love a good…
Because the World Was Missing a Movie Where a Cowboy and a Swordsman Team Up to Fight Crime and Look Ridiculously Cool Doing It in a Battle of Wits and Facial Hair
Breaking news: Django and Zorro are teaming up, because who doesn’t love a good buddy cop movie… set in the…
Another liberal celebrity gets away with heinous crime apparently
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reaping the benefits of Donald Trump’s magnificent leadership, and I’m thrilled to…
Spider-Man: Brand New Day Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Spider-Man Posters to Cover Your Entire Basement Walls and Ceiling
Breaking news, folks: Spider-Man is back, and this time he’s got a brand new day to save the world 🌞🕸️!…
California Sheriff with Political Ambitions Confiscates Over Half a Million Ballots from 2025 Election — Because Democracy Needs a Timeout
California Sheriff Chad Bianco Launches Investigation Into Ballot Count Discrepancy – Democrats Panic Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco, a Republican…
New Shows That’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices and Cancel All Your Plans This Week
Oh, look! Another week, another avalanche of TV shows flooding our lives like a dumpster fire we can’t look away…
State AGs sue to block Nexstar-Tegna merger another Trump-backed megadeal
Oh Look, the Leftist Enforcers Are at It Again! In a desperate attempt to thwart the will of President Trump,…