Cyberpunk 2077’s New PS5 Pro Update Finally Fixes Everything Except the Part Where It Still Looks Like a Low Res PS3 Game
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🎉. CD Projekt Red, the studio behind the super-duper, wildly popular…
Tag: Cyberpunk 2077
Cyberpunk Edgerunners Fans Get Ready to Waste Even More of Their Lives on a Board Game Based on a Show About Wasting Your Life in a Dystopian Future
After the astronomical success of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, because who doesn’t love a good anime about edgy teens with cybernetic enhancements…
Cyberpunk TCG Kickstarter Laughs at Goals, Destroys Them in 5 Minutes Flat
In a stunning display of fandom that makes NFT collectors look like penny-pinchers, WeirdCo’s Cyberpunk TCG just raised $7.9 million…
PS5 Owners Gasping for Starfield as Leak Breaks Hearts and Sets the Internet Ablaze
Oh look, it’s happening! After Xbox executives realized they couldn’t afford toilet paper anymore (thanks to those “strategic” acquisitions), they’re…
REPLACED is Delayed Again, Only A Month Away From Launch: The Game That’s Perfecting the Art of Being Late
Well, well, well… if it isn’t REPLACED, the cyberpunk pixel-art baby that just refuses to leave the oven. Sad Cat…
Valve Blames RAM Shortages, Fans Blame Valve’s Marketing Team For Steam Deck Stock Chaos
Oh no, not the Steam Deck! The beloved handheld gaming PC that lets you play Elden Ring on the toilet…
Nintendo Unleashes Epic Rant About Dispatch’s Cringe Censorship on Switch—Brace Yourselves, Gamers!
Oh no, not another Switch censorship controversy! 🎮❌ The internet is ablaze with hot takes after AdHoc Studio’s Dispatch launched…
Valve’s 30% Steam Tax Racket Gets Epic UK Roasting in Class Action Clown Show
Hold onto your wallets, gamers! 🤯 Valve, the beloved overlords of Steam (aka that place where your paycheck goes to…
CD Projekt Red Slaps The Shit Out Of The Only Person Still Playing Cyberpunk 2077, Modder Cries In VR
🎮 Oh No, Not Again! The Great VR Modder Meltdown of 2026 🎮 Hold onto your headsets, folks, because the…
CD Projekt Red Hates Fun, Ruins Cyberpunk 2077 VR Mod With DMCA Strike
Well, well, well, looks like the corporate suits at CD Projekt Red have finally decided to unleash the legal dogs…